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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Anon is metal as fuck

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Anon is metal as fuck

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • mad_asshatter
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    144•1 year ago

    My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

    • @[email protected]
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      58•1 year ago

      I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

      Snip snip

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        1 year ago

        Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

        Whomp whomp

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          Reading this made a sound in my head

          Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

          I’m scared XD

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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      5•1 year ago

      [email protected]

    • @[email protected]
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      18•1 year ago

      You and me both brother

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      4•1 year ago

      I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.

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