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It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).
I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.
One thing I’ve always wondered is why people keep parroting “eat the rich” and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?
They taste like fossil fuels, I don’t recommend it tbh
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Tell me you would seriously eat that!
Yeah, it’s like eating ass, you don’t really do it.
Unless you’re a dirty, dirty boy.
I don’t know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it’s just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they’d like to tell that happened to be a CEO
They taste horrible is the issue
When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.
So never
this is great. but shouldn’t we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?
You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?
then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?
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Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!
Asking for a friend!
I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper
You want to do what to the bones with your balls?
Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?
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Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.
Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.
Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.
Lots of politicians out there free to use too.
Let’s hear them out
You’re gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones
Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones
Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!
And it grows saplings instantly
It’s calcium phosphate still right not just phosphorus?
Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable
This is like saying PLA is biodegradable lmao
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Really though. The article I link to shows it’s uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P
Nobody actually cares thoughSatansMaggotyCumFart may care, but I dont, you do realize that… you’re trying to make some point but this is a fucking meme community dude…
Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?
Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten
plastic is unhealthy to eat
The meat might be tender, but if they’re US billionaires they’ll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol
Better than eating plastic
but the rich are made out of plastic, no?
Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!
You’re sending really mixed signals.
I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.
But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.
All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.
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