Chopsticks
Slurp slurp
the girl in the nothing panel looks like shes going fricking insane
Feet
I Lady and the Tramp that shit.
Fork and knife/spoon - use the fork to spin and the other to cut off the pasta. This allows you to get a decent-sized mouthful without looking like these 4.
Also chopsticks. I could never but a friend I used to talk to swore by it.
Twirl fewer pasta noodles.
I’m just imagining you trimming a spaghetti bush on your fork with gardening sheers.
Fork then eventually transition to nothing.
My first thought… “is this from the guy who draw crab comic?”
*check*
It IS from the guy who draw crab comicNOTHING
I hate long noodles and will ALWAYS cut them up with a knife and eat them with a spoon. Needless to say I don’t have and spaghetti at home because fuck spaghetti.
I was once taught that you can easily cut spaghetti using a cup turned on its head. It honestly works great if you don’t mind the cup being a bit messy!
What… how… why would I want that instead of a knife?
With a cup you can cut a whole plate of spaghetti into small pieces in a couple of seconds. Doing so with a knife is much harder and takes longer.
Nr 1. That is the way.
Nr 4 should be put out of their misery.
I eat spaghetti the best way, by encasing it in sausage casings, then eating the warm spaghetti tubes with my hands, as God intended.
I’ll start doing this too. Thanks.
Fork + soup spoon as Italian gods intended
Why the spoon? Are you eating from the pot? The plate is more than enough.
I’m sorry, but in Italy basically noone use a spoon for spinning spaghetti.
It’s allowed for small children I think.
this is the way.
for confused people, you use the spoon as a base to spin onto.
Then remove the fork and eat what’s sitting on the spoon
How the fuck do you eat spaghetti with a knife?
It’s like fork only but you’re able to cut up the long strands
This sounds like blasphemy, I will not entertain it (unless you have a condition that necessitates making food more accessible to you, in which case, party on dude).
Damned if I know, but I’ve seen people do it. I always have to remind myself NOT to make a scene and tell them how stupid they look.
I don’t eat spaghetti that much, but when I do I cut that shit up 'till it’s macaroni. I’ve also used a spoon or just a fork and managed, but with a lot of sauce that’s less convenient to me.
You… cut it?
How do you eat spaghetti without a knife? Do you just pray that you don’t accidentally strangle your family to death with all the rogue spaghetti tentacles flying around?
The blank stare for NOTHING is absolutely perfect.
Spoon.
Refuses to elaborate.
