Was the guy… Bane?
“Mr. Bane, uh, sir? Is it time to piss my pants? Cuz it happened.”
If Batman was a Marvel film
“please don’t show me that at this point in time”
Oh that brought a lost memory.That guys buddy’s weren’t helpful.
went all Pokemon Bike on his kid
My brother was like the opposite of this dude. One of his kids would trip and hurt themselves and be like “I’m OK!” and my brother would come running over and pick them up and make a fuss and say “it’s OK to cry”. Kid would start bawling away.
Whyyyyyyy
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
That’s actually really sweet, teaches them to not bottle up their emotions.
Sounds like something Suchong from Bioshock would say
British parent, right? Very upper-class?
What, you never tried it before?
No, I didn’t read the manual thoroughly.
