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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
I ate it
It’s a toss up between “Me fail English? That’s unpossible” and “It tastes like burning”!
“Tastes like burning” is severely underrated
I bent my Wookie.
I’m in danger!
Me fail English, that’s unpossable.
I’m Idaho!
What’s a battle?
Did he just say, “What’s a battle?”
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.
“This tastes like grandma!” wins for me because it’s immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: “You’re right son, it DOES taste like grandma!”
Go banana.
“Ah, you’ve done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!”
The leprechaun’s presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.
I think I wet my bed.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
