Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?
They just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.
Smells fresh and cool. I’d sleep on a salad if I could.
Sleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.
Is that two cats stacked on top of each other?
Perhaps it’s exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?
Do we have a cats are liquid community?
Looks like there is one at [email protected]. There is not a lot of activity there, though.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]
So that’s how those links work.
Good bot.
And neither of those work for me!
“If I fits, I sits.”
– Every Cat Ever
Cat: it’s because of that one time you said
“You’re so cute I could eat-ya!”You told him to touch grass once.
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“Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens”
Salad? You mean the cat’s box?
Nah…this applies equally to kids as well.
“What’s in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?”
“A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box…”
“Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?”
Really, almost anything you say to a cat you’d likely also say to a kid at some point.
“Stop shitting in the corner you animal”
“Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?” A sentence I never thought I’d have reason to say.
He’s literally ON his diet
