Rolling coal is the practice of tampering with a vehicle’s emissions control system, causing it to spew black clouds of sooty exhaust.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    552 years ago

    Not sure it’s specifically eBay that should get the fine here, it should be the sellers ON eBay.

    • @[email protected]
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      262 years ago

      Agreed. Nobody wants the eBay police, but sellers and buyers should be the ones held accountable.

      • @[email protected]
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        72 years ago

        Yes exactly. No online platform can catch 100% of prohibited activity. They are punishing the wrong people. What they should do is get a list of all the ones eBay missed, file charges against the seller and start knocking on buyer’s doors. Or maybe send some agents in an undercover Prius to pull them over and issue a fine when they get coal rolled. That would send a pretty clear message that eBay is not a safe place to purchase these items.

        • @[email protected]
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          52 years ago

          so, you are right and wrong, due to the structure of the American legal system those DIRECT at fault are fines/sued first, then they are supposed to turn around and file a suit for damages against the next party down the line, so eBay should sue the seller.

          same thing in motor vehicle incidents, if a car A and B are waiting in traffic and car C rearends car B to the point it hits car A, the man in car A is supposed to sue the guy in car B who then sues the guy in car C for damages

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          So ebay, who profited from the sale of these devices, shouldn’t be held accountable?

          Did ebay stop any listings for these devices? It seems like if they were trying to stop this market, they would have stopped some number above zero, right?

          Try selling a human limb on ebay and see how quickly your listing is removed, not that I’m bitter or anything.

          edit: it kinda seems like they were trying to be compliant.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        272 years ago

        Here I thought the modern internet is able to exist because platforms specifically are not responsible for what its users do.

        • Echo Dot
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          Sort of. They essentially have to be given the opportunity to take corrective action but if they don’t then they get fine. Or indeed other things depending on the severity of what’s happening.

          See Reddit and all the subs they were eventually forced to shut down.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          To a point, I suspect that applies to speech things, not necessarily physical items.

          But that’s a good question, I don’t know where the line lies.

          • Dym Sohin
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            the line lies where you start harming other people (and their habitat), that’s literally the definition.

            your freedom ends where my freedom begins

            • @[email protected]
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              Hmm. While I agree generally, your response seems a little vague. Definition of…? Freedom?

              I’m saying I wonder where, formally, a company goes from being an information platform, to something else. That’s the very point at which ebay started becoming liable for what people did on their systems.

              They’re not just hosting pictures, they’re selling real-world items to circumvent laws in a visibly annoying way. People in CA get away with uncovered high intensity off-road aux lights because nobody’s really abused them.

              Coal-rollers like being obvious, stinky dickheads, hence the crackdown on both sales and installations.

            • Echo Dot
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              22 years ago

              Yeah but what if I’m an idiot redneck then other people aren’t allowed freedoms. Only me.

        • @[email protected]
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          112 years ago

          It’s illegal for imgur to host illegal images I can see why eBay would be responsible for people selling illegal items.

  • @[email protected]
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    972 years ago

    Fuck it, hit 'em hard. Been buying off eBay for 20-years, I like 'em. But this seems like a fine place to put our collective foot down and say, “No. You can’t do that.”

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      I was shafted by an Ebay seller who was nasty and awful. He acted like he was too stupid to understand why his item was not at all what I ordered. He had a 99.4% approval rating. I thought how the hell was that possible? I found out when I went to leave my negative rating and Ebay would not allow me to post the negative rating.

      • PeleSpirit
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        122 years ago

        I used to use them all the time, they’ve been super shitty for about 10 years now. They don’t even show up in my searches anymore because I won’t buy from them. Come to think of it, neither does Amazon, he he.

      • @[email protected]
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        A seller shipped me a phone that was much worse than what I bought, and it wasn’t even the same brand. I returned it. However, the seller wouldn’t ship the right phone but still had the listing saying several were available. I couldn’t leave a negative review, which makes no sense, and I reported it to ebay, but as of yet nothing has happened to the seller that I can tell.

        It’s really disappointing. I want an Amazon alternative, but it’s tough if I’m going to have to go through this crap.

        • Aniki 🌱🌿
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          52 years ago

          The alternative to amazon is just ordering direct from aliexpress, not buying used schlock on ebay.

          • El Barto
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            62 years ago

            There’s gotta be a better alternative than AliExpress for US consumers.

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                Is this sarcasm? Half of the shit I get on aliexpress isn’t available anywhere else. Or if it is, it costs an order of magnitude more when buying from US reseller, who is just marking up inventory they bought from aliexpress.

          • @[email protected]
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            82 years ago

            I use Swappa.com for all my used electronics. Been buying and selling randomly from them for years. They are starting to get big enough to have sellers that refurb stuff which kinda sucks. When they were smaller and only had normal people selling their extra/old equipment was much better.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 years ago

          We might just have to do without an alternative. I haven’t ordered off of Amazon probably 5+ years now, and it’s fine.

    • ArtieShaw
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      362 years ago

      Fun fact. My workplace added recycle bins to the breakroom a few years ago. The day after, HR had to call a facility-wide emergency meeting to explain that their use was voluntary only and that no workers would be required to use them.

      Grown ass adults lost their shit because they saw a recycle bin.

        • ArtieShaw
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          82 years ago

          Yes, I am serious. Folks around here can be aggressively reactionary and will blow up over nothing (or what should be nothing).

          I moved to this area about 12 years ago. I wasn’t expecting some huge culture shock, but there it was. I had educated, millennial colleagues who were openly homophobic at work. I could go on with a list of grievances, but it just feels like piling on and I don’t have the option to get out.

  • @[email protected]
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    262 years ago

    If they market them as intentionally modified, then probably criminal case can be opened against them.

    • [x] Intention
    • [x] Health hazard for others
  • @[email protected]
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    42 years ago

    Even as a car guy and a pro-ICE cars, I agree 100% with this. These rolling coal trucks are just cringe, and literally a waste of fuel. I can’t say I care about the climate but I also hate the ones who fuck the climate as much as 50x the amount a normal human does, on purpose just because “fuck the climate”.

  • @[email protected]
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    1092 years ago

    Can we please actually enforce the rules on drivers though? These are so obviously illegal yet nothing is done.

      • @[email protected]
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        322 years ago

        Cops pull people over for having something hanging from their rearview mirror. I would think they’d love to be ticketing people for having these things.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          It’s a federal emission standard though, not a state one. It’s only illegal to do in New Jersey, Maryland and Maine. Every other state once you own it, you can install these devices, or do a EGR delete entirely if you want to. In states that do emission testing on private vehicles you’d want it to be reversible of course.

        • @[email protected]
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          132 years ago

          It also fits the bill for reckless driving because it is operating a vehicle while being aware of and consciously disregarding the risk that it may cause harm to others while being a significant deviation from a reasonable person’s standard of conduct. I mean, their intent is clearly to create a bunch of thick smoke as they installed a device for the sole purpose of creating thick smoke, people cannot see through thick smoke, stupid games stupid prizes call in the flatbed

          • @[email protected]
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            22 years ago

            That’s true, beyond the health and environment aspects, they’re obscuring visibility. While some people I talked to said “it’s not toxic bro!” and they don’t believe in climate change, they can’t deny it obscures visibility.

          • @[email protected]
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            122 years ago

            I don’t speak German but I’m guessing they’re ticketing/impounding vehicles that have modifications which violate emissions. Sometimes US cops to that to street racers… the problem is that’s because the average officer doesn’t like kids who modify Asian cars but they basically are the same demographic who would modify a truck.

            As long as we’re talking about that, the street racing and ‘sideshow’ thing is pretty out of control too. I’d be happy to see them step up enforcement on that bullshit.

    • @[email protected]
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      132 years ago

      Those vehicles should be impounded and converted into cubes on the spot by roaming hydraulic presses.

  • @[email protected]
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    872 years ago

    Good. Why not ban those oversized SUVs while you’re at it? They’re a serious danger to children and they’re not even good at hauling stuff!

    • @[email protected]
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      122 years ago

      Because the government is bought and owned by the car industry (as well as 20 other industries) yaaay!

        • @[email protected]
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          Hard agree and also, because I love them but don’t hear them getting nearly enough shit alongside us, Canada is just a resource extraction megacorp masquerading as a country.

  • Jaysyn
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    That is fantastic news seeing as the EPA won’t do shit when you send them video.

  • @[email protected]
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    242 years ago

    If you rolled coal expect to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the crotch at the inevitable climate induced apocalypse.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Can you imagine the CIA hunting down climate terrorists the same way Mossad hunts down Nazis in South America?

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      People who drive those stupid fucking lifted trucks from the thumbnail regardless of whether or not they rolled coal will probably be next in line.

  • YeetPics
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    212 years ago

    Fuck yea, take ebay for all their worth and publish the customer logs so we can deal with the customers the old fashioned way.

  • devz0r
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    92 years ago

    Isn’t “rolling coal” slang for gay sex?

    • PupBiru
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      222 years ago

      as a gay man, not as far as i’m aware

      and if you’re trying to make a joke because the people that do this are likely homophobes and would hate to be associated with gay sex, i’d ask please don’t… that, in itself, is unintentionally homophobic because it implies gay sex is derogatory

      • @[email protected]
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        62 years ago

        Yeah, I suppose you’re right, but it would have been so satisfying to play back their own insecurities.

        As a non-gay man, I got a huge kick out of all the gay guys taking back “proud boys” a few years back

        • Zorque
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          Using their insults against them doesn’t make you smarter than them, it makes you just like them.

          Don’t be like them. Don’t sink to their level. It’s not a good place to be.

      • devz0r
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        Sorry I wasn’t intending on implying that. Meant to make the homophobes the butt of the jokes (and a slight inspiration from Arrested Development’s “shoveling coal” although it doesn’t mention being gay at all, just an implication of a sex act). The people who roll coal don’t care about doing things for the right reasons, so maybe they’ll do the right thing for the wrong reason (don’t roll coal bc they don’t wanna be gay). Worked for roller blading (although ofc there wasn’t anything wrong with that)

        • TheaoneAndOnly27
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          122 years ago

          You know I appreciate the fact that you made a joke and it didn’t land and instead of getting upset or responding negatively, you addressed it appropriately. I think that’s one thing that I really love about this place versus reddit is that it actually feels like a bunch of adults having a conversation.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 years ago

          Oh yeah, Russians love pushing coal. You know all those Russians that Putin has had killed over the years, poisoning, shot out of the sky, stuff like that? It wasn’t because of political reasons, they were his ex lovers.

  • @[email protected]
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    132 years ago

    If anyone is curious some states have a number you can use to report it. I keep it in my phone contacts and when I see it I tell them the license plate number.

  • TechyDad
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    222 years ago

    The article had a video and I could only stand watching it for a couple of seconds. It started with a Russian sounding guy saying they were going to show why a Prius is dangerous to the environment. Then, they showed people laughing as they rolled coal at electric car drivers.

    Is that their argument? “Electric cars are dangerous to the environment because people driving electric cars make me spew tons of smoke into the atmosphere”?

    What’s next? “You recycled your can. That’s bad for the environment because that forced me to spill this toxic waste into a playground. All those kids got sick and it’s all your fault for recycling!!!”