Found on Pinterest. Now I’m drinking only Cola.

  • KMohZaidEnglish
    6•2 years ago

    Yes!!! So Mr. Banana sir, I request you some money to fill my whole house with coca cola 🥤 machines and remove water. And requesting you to decrease cola price.

    Anyway, thanks for your awareness scheme. I am sure people believe this concept and implement cola as daily drinking liquid instead of water. (In other parellel universe)

    • kamenLady.
      2•2 years ago

      Mr. Banana is busy right now. You know, going bananas and stuff … But he’ll gladly process your request asap. I already approved it!

      While you wait, check out our new, live changing subscription for iCola:

      You’ll never be exposed to the dangers of water again. Our new cola neural implants will allow you to create cola right out of your body fluids.

      Instead of saliva, you’ll be drooling cola. Heck, you will even sweat cola.

      Can you imagine the joy of sex in this scenario?

      You won’t regret it. Even when you have cola tears run down your cheeks, you will always be enjoying a cola.

  • @[email protected]
    39•2 years ago

    Also BEWARE of dihydrogen monoxide. It’s in every cup of water that you drink no matter where you got the water from. It’s all over the world. Nobody is safe.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)English
      35•2 years ago

      Don’t try to make it seem safer than it is. More telling name for Dihydrogen Monoxide is Hydroxic Acid.
      Hydroxic Acid has Ph level of 7, which is highest of all acids. It easily damages metals like iron and even steel.
      Furthermore, it can cause fire or even violent explosions in contact with alkali metals.
      Under the influence of electricity, it will also produce highly explosive, odorless gas.

      STAY AWAY FROM HYDROXIC ACID!!!

      • interolivary
        5•2 years ago

        Hydroxic acid also kills thousands of people a year, either by inhalation or just ingesting too much of it

      • @[email protected]English
        22•2 years ago

        It gets worse: it’s extremely addictive. Research has shown that habitual users who want to detox die within 48 hours unless they start consuming it again.

  • z500
    21•2 years ago

    Internet historians are going to fucking hate us

  • newIdentity
    18•2 years ago

    There actually is an area in Africa where they only drink coca cola because they don’t have clean drinking water

      • newIdentity
        8•2 years ago

        In this case it’s literally corruption. A few kilometers away, there is a coca cola bottling station which uses the area’s ground water.

        Coca cola also sells bottled water in the area so they don’t lose anything even if they buy water.

    • @[email protected]
      17•2 years ago

      Lots of Mexico is in the same boat. Also coke is cheaper than baby formula so there are lots of babies mostly raised on it.

        • @[email protected]
          4•2 years ago

          My mom taught babies for a while in rural Pennsylvania and 90% of the babies got Mountain Dew put in their bottles all day every day. The water quality in that area is terrible, so nobody drank water. The only people that drank water around there were those who were wealthy enough to buy an absurd amount of gallon jugs. Jugged water was more expensive than soda around there, the last time I checked.

      • @[email protected]
        5•2 years ago

        Iirc (From the book Chew on This), some Alaskans, especially the indigenous peoples get hooked on coke early, because that’s what comes in the planes that bring supplies.

  • pancakesEnglish
    21•2 years ago

    Coca Cola is known as a corrosive inhibitor

    Am I missing something or is it literally just an acid and that’s how acids react with rust?

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
    14•2 years ago

    After seeing this i replaced all the horrible dangerous water in my aquarium with pure natural coca cola and my fish is so relaxed