Found on Pinterest. Now I’m drinking only Cola.
There’s a lot of flat earth science going on in this meme
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There actually is an area in Africa where they only drink coca cola because they don’t have clean drinking water
Capitalism is working as intended.
In this case it’s literally corruption. A few kilometers away, there is a coca cola bottling station which uses the area’s ground water.
Coca cola also sells bottled water in the area so they don’t lose anything even if they buy water.
Lots of Mexico is in the same boat. Also coke is cheaper than baby formula so there are lots of babies mostly raised on it.
This is so cursed and sad.
My mom taught babies for a while in rural Pennsylvania and 90% of the babies got Mountain Dew put in their bottles all day every day. The water quality in that area is terrible, so nobody drank water. The only people that drank water around there were those who were wealthy enough to buy an absurd amount of gallon jugs. Jugged water was more expensive than soda around there, the last time I checked.
Iirc (From the book Chew on This), some Alaskans, especially the indigenous peoples get hooked on coke early, because that’s what comes in the planes that bring supplies.
That wouldn’t surprise me at all. God we are so fucked.
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This is brilliant
??? Ok leave some Pennies in coca cola and see what happens.
Oh my god these pennies look fucking amazing now. Definitely drinking coca cola four times a day now. Thanks chief.
Don’t forget to flush with cola, after brushing your teeth.
Thank me later
My teefies hurt
??? Ok leave some Pennies in coca cola and see what happens.
OP is a fantastic example as to why "look at what coke does to [object unrelated to anatomy] " is a terrible argument. You’ve completely missed the point.
It’s a fucking meme
I really don’t care if there is anything I have learned it’s the people are absolutely hollow headed
It’s called humor and nobody sane actually believes soda is better than water. Things that are absurd are funny.
Check the pH of Coca-Cold. Now check the pH of stomach acid. (Lower numbers are more acidic.)
So what you’re saying is if I inject Coca Cola directly into my blood stream I can finally clean all my rusty red blood cells? Now they’ll work heaps better thanks!
Drain cleaner does a better job.
That must be why they’re all red! From the rust!
Yes correct. Hemoglobin is an iron rich protein that becomes browny red when oxygen binds to the iron
Read that as Homoglobin. Haemoglobin with a bit of sparkle
They’re red blood cells that perform phagocytosis
🤣
Wait, fucking seriously? I was just kidding. Lol. Now you’re telling me that’s true???
Hydro homies in shambles
I was scrolling the comments and initially read yours as “hydro zombies in shambles”
I mean, dehydrated zombies are just mummies, right?
Hydro phonies
I no longer have a hydro boner :(
you mean… a hydro boney?
Im hydro horny
After seeing this i replaced all the horrible dangerous water in my aquarium with pure natural coca cola and my fish is so relaxed
So relaxed that they are now floating instead of swimming.
just vibing, so peaceful. Really living in the moment
Yes!!! So Mr. Banana sir, I request you some money to fill my whole house with coca cola 🥤 machines and remove water. And requesting you to decrease cola price.
Anyway, thanks for your awareness scheme. I am sure people believe this concept and implement cola as daily drinking liquid instead of water. (In other
parelleluniverse)Mr. Banana is busy right now. You know, going bananas and stuff … But he’ll gladly process your request asap. I already approved it!
While you wait, check out our new, live changing subscription for iCola:
You’ll never be exposed to the dangers of water again. Our new cola neural implants will allow you to create cola right out of your body fluids.
Instead of saliva, you’ll be drooling cola. Heck, you will even sweat cola.
Can you imagine the joy of sex in this scenario?
You won’t regret it. Even when you have cola tears run down your cheeks, you will always be enjoying a cola.
For the record, I’m a committed hydro-homie and do not endorse this message.
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Curious why this wasn’t /lemmyshitpost instead?
Do your own research!
Not to mention, if elon gets his way, there’ll also be cocaine in coca cola
yes! bring back the original coca cola!
Coca Cola is known as a corrosive inhibitor
Am I missing something or is it literally just an acid and that’s how acids react with rust?
Correct.
We should save our crops from the scourge of water and use coke there too. It’s what plants crave.
Water? You mean like from the toilet?
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It’s what plants crave!
I did this. I’m now prediabetic.
You’ll also be more likely to get gout. Fun chain of events, it is.
