Ew
Yuk
“Fucking grow up.”
Gesundheit
Prosit
Mahlzeit!
I like to say “acknowledged!” like Picard
“I’m going to sneeze.”
“Make it so!”
“You may fire when ready.”
“fire at Will.”
His name is spelled with one “l”; “Wil”
(He’ll probably block me for that, if he’s on Lemmy)
Steady…
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Sneezing isn’t normal! I never sneeze.
I sneeze multiple times daily whenever I go outside because of ACHOO Syndrome (yes that is a real name lol)
That was hilarious. Gonna have to check out their podcast.
I usually go with “None of that”
I always say “shut up” in the most annoyed way possible.
Lol
I always tell my partner to cut it out when they sneeze.
Instead try this: Say “What?” And stare at them. Wait for them to explain. Act as though you do not know what a sneeze is. Allow them to explain the process of a sneeze. Tell them you have never experienced that in your life. Wait for them to get exasperated then in a dismissive way mention that you aren’t sure you believe them, and change the subject.
Congratulations, you have won this interaction.
The ol’ smooth shark maneuver
This was covered extensively on an episode of Seinfeld
You’re soooooo good looking.
recently, schatzi asked me to stop saying gesundheit or bless you or something each time she sneezes because it triggers her to sneeze again apparently…
Why don’t you try to go for a high score? I wonder if they could whip out a 10 streak.
My record was about 40 times in a row. I fucking hate spring.
well, she doesnt like to sneeze and asked me to stop, so my hands are tied and i try to not be a bother to her during an already hard time for her <3
Ahh, if it’s like a proper dislike and she really doesn’t want it. Then fair enough. I thought it was more of an annoyance
I say “god damn you” to unwork the broken blessing system.
I don’t see anything wrong with gesundheit. It means health. And really I feel like the German expression is just saying - be healthy dammit, and stop sneezing!
That’s what my German grandfather taught me to say and it’s what I say.
I started saying “Gesundung” as a joke 10 years ago, and now I can’t stop. It’s not a real word, but if it were it would mean “Getting healthy”. Seemed more appropriate to me at the time, and still kinda does.
It used to be something to say to yourself. A little “fuck I hope I’m not next” prayer.
You can also say “Schönheit – gesund biste ja”: “Beauty – you’re already healthy after all”
sneeze once “Bless you.”
Sneeze twice “Gesundheit.”
Sneeze three times “Ok now you’re just fishing for attention.”
