I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.
By choice
They needed SOMEONE to like Footloose. Couldn’t swing even me into liking the Emoji Movie, though.
Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup
Fucking lmao
Because I watched a drag show
that episode of the fairly odd parents
Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.
Needed a new way to blow up my marriage
It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running…
Fantastic game! Died so so so many times.
To blow up everything in my life
It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.
Huh. My cult leader told me Satanism was mandatory when I converted to transgenderism.
Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn
to annoy jk rowling
I was going to say “to annoy my parents” but this is the better answer
My body is like 60% JKR tears at this point.
This is always a valid reason. Annoying jk rowling is always morally correct
To win at minecraft
F1NN5TER.