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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

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Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    17•2 years ago

    I for one think more countries should make this very illegal.

  • Cylusthevirus
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    2 years ago

    If I can’t do any of my favorite murders then what’s the point of traveling? Stupid woke Japanese ruin everything.

  • @runswithjedi@lemmy.world
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    93•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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      40•2 years ago

      That is also a faux pas in the United States, it’s overly formal and the preferred vernacular is “GET ON THE GROUND, BOY! STOP RESISTING!”

      • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        16•2 years ago

        “He’s reaching for my gun!”

        • @pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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          2•2 years ago

          *"*GOUGE HIS EYES!"

    • @supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Several other countries as a matter of fact, cops be cops after all!

      • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙
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        2•2 years ago

        cops be cops after all!

        Umm the politically correct phrase is ACAB

    • Th4tGuyII
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      2 years ago

      Exactly. Instead you’ll be rewarded with a paid vacation, and then either moved to a new station to continue your spree, promoted for your efforts, or be allowed to retire early with full benefits

  • @Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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    20•2 years ago

    Aww shoot! My vacation is ruined!

  • raubarno
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    Oh really? In Lithuania, murder is also illegal. It traces back from the spoken tradition of the ancestors. Some recent analysis has found traces of this social ban in 800 years old folk tale, Spruce the Queen of Serpents, in which, as a punishment for murder, the killers were turned into trees. It is weird how Lithuanian culture shares similarities with the Japanese! There must have been cultural connections at some point in time…

    • @lugal@lemmy.ml
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      13•2 years ago

      The languages also both have a word for “three”. Proto-world confirmed?

    • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      I think it has something to do with the westward movement of the Mongolian tribes

  • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    13•2 years ago

    This is one of my favorite Japan related shitposts

  • asudox
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    11•2 years ago

    That’s news to me. Everyone here murders people, I thought it was legal everywhere! I mean, you just kill people, not that big of a deal.

    /s

  • mechoman444
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    4•2 years ago

    Fox pass. O wait… Nevermind.

    • @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•2 years ago

      “Sorry, ma’am, we’re gonna need to see the pass for your fox here before we let you through.”

  • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    15•2 years ago

    That murdering you’ve been doing? Not okay

  • @YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de
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    13•2 years ago

    Well there go my holiday plans…

  • @badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I know you yanks like to go around shooting each other, but if you absolutely must challenge someone to a duel - do be so kind as to use your sword instead.

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      10•2 years ago

      Many of us on Lemmy have Kitanas hanging on our wall, so totally ready.

      • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        5•2 years ago

        Why is she hanging on your wall? Tell her to get down and act more human if she doesn’t want to stand out

      • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        Mine’s just a longsword sitting on top of my desk…

      • @Algaroth@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        That’s no way to treat your waifu body pillow.

  • Seraph
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    20•2 years ago

    The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!

    I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.

    • @Blademax@lemmy.one
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      “Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:

      "The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

      I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

      • Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore
    • defunct_punk
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      9•2 years ago

      He can have a little murder as a treat

  • ikiru
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    13•2 years ago

    What? Sounds like a stupid fucking concept.

    • @mrgoodc4t@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Racist.

  • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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    77•2 years ago

    In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      32•2 years ago

      Together we can stop this

      • Dym Sohin
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        13•2 years ago
        • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
        • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
        • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
        • @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found

          Found the time cube zealot.

      • @roembol@lemmy.roembol.nl
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        2•2 years ago

        Spread the word!

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      26•2 years ago

      If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.

      • @matter@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Unless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that’s guaranteed, current path or no

        • @reev@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          They didn’t say it’d be different if we weren’t on the current path.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, because at the end of the day, it’s night. – Gustavo

      • KSP Atlas
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        2•2 years ago

        What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Won’t change when the night arrives. Might change the LENGTH of days, but at the end of them it’ll still be night

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.

    • @CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one’s eyes, and start the next with opening them.

  • defunct_punk
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    117•2 years ago

    Idk which came first but I prefer this version

    • @TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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      38•2 years ago

      This is a classic western misinterpretation of East Asia. If you actually read Japanese history you would know that the Japanese have a vibrant and deep history of assassinating their Leaders.

      Whether they are a leftist sympathizer, union leader, or simply not fascist enough, there are plenty of traditional and culturally appropriate ways to assassinate the leaders of Japan.

      • @pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Whereas in the US, assassinating presidents used to be the fifth most popular sport.

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