I am also willing for you to go to jail.
And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.
God damn why do I still have to hear this giant orange toddler all the fucking time? Conservatives are the most pathetic morons.
The most amazing thing? This is THEIR guy. This guy is more Republican and conservative brand than any conservative or Republican, in history.
This whiny nepo baby loser. Their favorite one. Let that sink in.
He’s their idea of a total badass.
Have fun with that, Cheeto-Encrusted Benito.
He should stop threatening us with a good time.
I’m down for seeing it. I’m betting he will sob like a fucking baby.
“But he has a Secret Service detail! It can’t be done!”
Sure it can. Solitary confinement with a Secret Service agent right outside the door in rotating shift.
They probably don’t allow clown makeup or tanning machines in prison
Heh. I’m not sure the secret service even needs to.
At a certain point, “we’re withdrawing protection” needs to be on the table.
I believe legally the President and their family get SS protection for life.
We also have never had a president end up a convicted felon. Personally I think that should warrant withdrawing secret service protections. Obviously he probably should keep the detail. But also fuck his traitor ass.
USSS is the abbreviation for US Secret Service.
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Yeah, normally, but this is Trump’s guard we’re talking about.
Huh I thought it was changed to 10yrs, but it was reverse in 2012 to be permanent.
For those who thought like I did.
They use the phrase, ‘by law, the secret service is authorized to protect…’, but it only lasts until his children are 16. The spouse is authorized until they remarry (i never understood that,).
I don’t know what it would take for them not to provide that protection… but… I don’t know that it’s actually obligated so much as… heavily insisted upon.
The spouse is authorized until they remarry
Her last name changes and this was pre-internet?
Unfortunately, secret service protection isn’t just about physically protecting him. It’s also about protecting the information that he knows.
That’s why he needs to be locked up at ADX Florence.
I’m willing to gamble on him not actually remembering anything useful to those who would pay for it, hence the document hoarding.
Anyone with half a brain should know not to trust a thing he says. Yeah, if I were looking for intelligence info from him, I’d want the documents, too, not his word.
Is it?
In a normal situation yes. The protection is there to deal with leaks via kidnapping and interrogation.
Trump is, at least in semi-recent history, the only president who believes that the rules of state secrets do not apply to him.
How’s that working out? Pretty sure that they didn’t protect a bunch of info at his home.
It’s because there was a “no guns in the shitter” policy in place at Mar-A-Lago.
Didn’t some of them even assist in covering for Jan 6th and or the documents fiasco ?
Deleted texts on SS phones say “yes”
Yes. Maybe he goes to a Supermax to ensure no more leaks.
Seems like the simplest method for dealing with traitors goes back to a long drop and a short rope.
If done right it can be relatively quick and painless. I have never felt the need to learnt to tie a noose, but I’ll give it a shot for that piece of filth.
I’d prefer that he die alone in solitary confinement, or a botched lethal injection.
A quick death is too good for him.
It’s not hard. Every good fishing knot is also a potential noose. Get out there and teach your kids and friends how to fish, young sailor!
Been a long time since I went fishing as anything else than a chance to hang with a friend, and kill a six pack on a nice sunny day.
Hell, I’ve just sat with him while he fished and we shot the shit for a couple hours.
It was in a public park, catch and release system. So a little chatter wasn’t gonna spook the fish anymore than a playground of kids screaming.
Ah. Good point, yes.
Though… I can think of cheaper ways to protect that information. We won’t talk about that, though. Don’t need a visit from the FBI.
Show us!!!
This sassy peach can’t even fathom the inside of a jail cell. I do have hopes, though.
He’s wondering if pretending to have bone spurs will work a 2nd time.
Maybe he should start the chant “lock me up”! At his events.
Yes please!
At this point, his people would count it as a win. “He was in jail, just like Martin Luther King!”
Four legs good, two legs better!
Guaranteed his supporters would compare him to Mandela
Literally comparing him to Jesus.
https://www.welldoitlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/EqVfalFXUAEJQuy-1-e1609391129975.jpeg
That’s an absurd comparison! Trump unfortunately exists.
After the 2016 election, there was a panel discussion with all the creators of the top political TV dramas. Veep, House Of Cards, The West Wing, Scandal, and others. All the participants said the same thing; if they’d had a character who’d said that he didn’t think POWs deserved respect the networks and sponsors would have demanded that he be reviled and hated by all Americans.
This reminds me of those mini Christian comics that always ended with some horrific cartoon of hell or people suffering damnation. I used to read those as a Christian kid, before I grew our of religion. they were made to get you afraid of god, and remind you that god loves you, but will annihilate you and toss you in a torture dungeon if you disobey him.
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Your username reminded me of this old satire from the National Lampoon
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.FJXOzSF88Ce4c65648WHqQHaKM?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
I read quite a few of them and the only sentence I gained from them was “the standard is good behavior, not other people”. That’s it. All the works of that professional writer/moralizer over his entire life and I think he had only one single idea worth remembering. Which makes me think he probably plagiarized it.
Ah, the jack chick tracts. Nothing like a good, puritanical hell raising inside of a child’s head.
You just coined the next “come and take it”. MAGAs everywhere about to start flying “Lock Me Up” flags.
Ok, somebody go out there and make your millions off these rubes.
In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people’s lives
I remember seeing him in Home Alone: Lost in New York. I screamed at Kevin not to talk to creepy strangers.
Yeah, as a French kid I was blissfully unaware of who Donald Trump was, the cameo flew over my head and I found this scene pretty weird.
He’s what your people might call
les incompétents
I’m American, it still flew over my head as a kid too. I thought he was the hotel manager lmao.
Fun fact: Donald Trump is the only cast member of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York to be impeached twice by the US House of Representatives
That was fun!
When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president (also forgetting he ran a sweaty napkin of a campaign years prior) I always loved playing a couple songs by the Coup.
They had someone pretending to be him rap in one from 1994 (the joke being that he’s hated even by other rich assholes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrSk8Um2Sso (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-pimps-free-stylin-at-the-fortune-500-club-lyrics)
And in a powerful line in a track of their 2001 album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84bJG5qj96w (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-ghetto-manifesto-lyrics)
I practice this like a sport, met Donald Trump and he froze up
Standing on his Bentley yelling, “Pimps down, hoes up”
I’ve hated Donald Trump since he ruined our Christmas Eve in 1989.
When I was young, we had a family tradition of buying a new board game every year for Christmas. It was the one gift we would open as a family on Christmas Eve, so we’d have something new and fun to do together for the evening. In 1989, Milton Bradley released Trump: The Game. My older brother, who has always been interested in ways to get rich, was a fan of Donald Trump at the time (he got better), and insisted that we get the game that year. It was awful. We played it once and I don’t think we ever opened the box again. It was somehow simultaneously too confusing and too simplistic to be fun.
I thought this was going to go in a different direction. I thought you were going to say that he ruined Christmas because he didn’t pay for work performed by one of your parents. It was a thing! People in South Jersey used to hate him because of that. Many of them now love him and somehow seem to have forgotten the damage he did in the '90s.
I’ll freely admit my reasons for hating him back then were petty and childish. But in my defense, I was a child 🤣
Why do people work for people like that? I have a standing policy, you back charge or pay late and we are done professionally. I got one customer at work who threatened a back charge, didn’t but threatened it, every single quote to them gets a 300% adder and I copy every department head. I call it the back-charge adder.
They didn’t know that he wasn’t going to pay them.
Oh, God. I asked for that game as well and unfortunately got it. Worst board game I’ve ever played. Thought it would be close to Monopoly… or even Hotels which also came out in the 80s and was decent. Couldn’t be more wrong. I think I still have it in my childhood closet. I would sell it on eBay, but I think I’m just gonna toss it into the garbage… while also letting the pieces fall out so no one else can play it. He’s been grifting people his whole life.
folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president
In the late '80s and early 90s, Spy magazine did an annual “Top 10 Worst People” issue and Donald Trump always made it. Hilariously/depressingly each entry had a “mitigating factor” - Trump’s was always “at least he’s not in politics”.
Yes, I barely paid attention to such things, and I remember many people dunking on this asshole back in the 80s. I think Stern had him on later because just so many people hate this stuffed shirt daddy’s boy long, long before he ran in 2015.
I remember talking about him at work back in 2008 and people were shitting on him.
When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president
Of all the absurd claims that Trump supporters regularly make that’s one of the most absurd. Donald Trump hates New York because the NYC elites didn’t accept him as one of their own. The dude was a social pariah that had to resort to crashing parties because he’d never actually get an invite. Even the average New Yorker on the street has known since the '80s that he’s nothing but a silver-spooned fame seeking circus clown.
Trump ran as a Democrat in the early years. People love to forget that little nugget
Trump was the inspiration for alternate-1985 Biff Tannen in Back to the Future II.
Also, he just got finished fucking already-impovershed Atlantic City when he started running.
I think a great many people knew he was a gigantic douchebag in the 80s. People in the region - even sooner; probably knew in the 70s. It was clear he was a total asshat.
I love referencing this Golden Girls clip: https://youtu.be/rkh_Ig7JLLA?si=bFJ9khRA1XHH22qf
“You are bright. You are charming. You are the anti-Trump!”
%No way this dude is willing to go to jail lol.
So fun that everything this shit human says is projection
What a child.
His only vision past 2024 will be three white walls and a steel door. Our whole lives aren’t about hating you Cheeto, you committed treason.
Every new picture of him in public I see he gets darker and darker. Doing a reverse Michael Jackson.
His version of Thriller has liberal judges and antifa creeping up on him.
He’s toast.
Trump being Uncle Ruckus actually makes a lot of sense
Been a long time since I saw that show so I might be wrong. Uncle Ruckus actually worked right? He did odd jobs but he did those jobs.
Yeah, but he was also poor. I could see Ruckus acting exactly like Trump if he shared a similar life situation
Maybe he has vitiligo too and parts of his skin are naturally orange?
Thank you for reminding me of “REvitiligo” and inspiring my reply to comment chain OP
Donald should know how we used to treat traitors. The fact he gets the gift of any judicial process and not instantly getting the wall is so fucking generous of us.
Don’t look a gift judge in the mouth you repugnant fuckwit.
“Si saben como me pongo, porque me envitan?!” -drunk spanish meme
🤔I speak both
I find his terms acceptable.
