Have fun with the Campi Flegrei
Why is a shitpost like this the first time I’m reading of this. Why isn’t this an issue in european newspapers?
Because it’s mostly hyped in pseudo scientific news. Yes it’s a super vulcano, there will be some evacuations happening. But no, there will not be a super eruption.
Because it’s not news until a catastrophic eruption is imminent, I guess? Same reason geological stuff isn’t an issue in west coast American newspapers.
Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia
Yes leave sicily behind fuck them
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I like how italy looks like a boot in europe but it becomes a dick in USA
No one would be able to tell politically but the food would definitely be different.
Neighbors in one will gain good pizza, what Mike the others… not so much
just deleting florida would be better
I accept your offer
Probably.
But since Sardinia seems to have folloewd Italy to the Americas and Corsica looks like it vanished, could we get Cuba in their place?
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Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
The mob would have a field day
Nah, the left Sicily where it was.
Italy has plenty of mob besides Sicily.
That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.
Maybe make it an island?!
Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!
You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal
TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.
But italy has a population 3 times higher. And its a place where you actually would want to stay.
But oddly Italy is a much more attractive land mass. Florida just looks like a limp dick
Complete with jap’s eye.
There’s got to be a better term dude
I’m not speaking for him but you’ve clearly not been to the UK
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“basically”
From my rudimentary looking at a map the US would get tiny Italians and we would get 2.5 if not 3m tall Floridians.
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
