• balderdash
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    92 years ago

    Damn, we just screenshotting The Onion? That sure makes things easier

  • Bernie Ecclestoned
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    2 years ago

    Central bankers love this trick, solve inflation by taking money off the poors

  • Great Meh
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    152 years ago

    Funnily in Germany you can get in trouble with the Finanzamt (tax agency) of you charge too little rent.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      Same in Italy, the tax office will assume that the landlord would get a part of the rent in undeclared cash

    • @[email protected]B
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      22 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    If I were to become a serial killer I’d just visit apartments for rent and kill the most cancerous landlords.

    inb4 this comment is used as evidence on my trial

    • @[email protected]
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      382 years ago

      I’m a condo super, so I deal with the common areas but the condo units and everything inside is owned by whoever bought the unit. The worst are the landlords that own multiple units, and when anything goes wrong they tell their tenants to call me, the building super.

      I have to remind those landlords that I’m the super for the corporation, and they’re the super, manager, handyman, administrator for their own units. Those landlords want to own like 10 properties and just collect the money.

  • @[email protected]
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    202 years ago

    Wait, can we just replace a vowel with a star in any random word to mentally change it into a curse?

    Or*nge.

    Peanutb*tter.

    Speakerph*ne.

  • @[email protected]
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    282 years ago

    If The Onion wanted to be even more true to life, instead of some guy, they should have shown a corporate office.