Could it be his ENTIRE ASS FUCKING ETHNICTY LMAO
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Kevin Hart
I don’t like this new Mr. Clean
Of course not. There’s no eyebrow ring
The Cracker
Dwayne “The Chalk” Johnson
Can you smell what The Chalk is cooking?
(No, no you can’t)
they Iron Sky’d him
They Jesus’d him
Yeah, duh, where’s his scorpion body?!
A tiny sculpture of Kevin Hart?
gonna tell my kids that’s Mr. Clean with dyed eyebrows
They could probably repurpose it into Johnny Sins.
Gary “the shopping trolley” Johansen
They turned his ass into Mr. Clean
spoiler
the side by side is fucking staggering, just in case you were about to blame the lighting
they really did get a lot right, its fuckin wild how they fuckin forgot about the skin tone
I was about to ask about the lighting
He looks like what National Front CHUDs imagine they look like.
Why does white Dwayne Johnson look kinda like Nathan Fielder?
Rebrand the Rock as “the Ivory” so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.
The Rick
They were trying to save money by making a wax figure that was in between Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson
One day Vayne DIensen will walk the earth
Diesel + Rock = wax? This is the weirdest game of Flash Alchemy I’ve ever played.