Ethel Stabbed in the arm with a compass by a meth head
I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.
I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.
He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a “Death List” of people he planned to kill in the school.
Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.
I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.
Hillegonda’s pink eyes.
Vera Snotty Baby.
Anastasia’s Kidney Stones.
Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia’s Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.
Zoya Miopericarditis!
Ann Something Weird With My Foot
Wanda Broken Leg
Geraldine Granuloma
Rose Sciatica
Miner Palmar Laceration.
Patsy anal fissure
Katherine’s Tinnitus
You people know your grandmother’s first name? I genuinely don’t know what it was.
Steve
My grandmother’s name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary’s Dislocation
