Thanks, now I’m hungry for a giant-ass pizza.
Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.
But that would be interesting as well.
Time for a relevant xkcd
Thanks, now I’m hungry for the ass of a giant.
The best I got is a giant ass.
Won “Best in Show” at the local fair.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
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Amazingly, both vegetarian and vegan pizza exists.
One of the best features of that table is that it has three legs, which means it won’t rock back and forth even when sat on an uneven surface like that pizza.
One of the worst features is that it’s a piece of plastic instead of the little ball of dough that they used to put on top of pizzas for the same purpose.
That sounds tasty, but we kinda need these for Barbie props that inevitably fill landfills.
We’ve been bamboozled.
They have played us for absolute fools.
Yeah but that’s not a table and you couldn’t eat a pizza off of it.
It’s even better, though. It’s made of pizza.
Dang, so you can basically eat the not-a-table 🤯
I don’t care if it’s not true that the pizza used to be a disposable plate and the topping was the meal. If it isn’t I’ll still pretend that it is.
But did you think about what barbie and the ninja turtles need? No you only think about yourself.
Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM
Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven’t seen these things in a long time sadly
Unfortunately, they’re just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .
Lame
I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.
I’m under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?
I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they’re making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it’s just smaller pizzas/boxes don’t need them.
Not a US thing.
Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.
It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug
This sounds like a $20 The Sims DLC.
I haven’t had a pizza with a little table in ages. Maybe I’m not getting pizza from the right places, but even the local chain I get pizza from doesn’t use them on their extra larges.
A while ago we (humans) learnt how to actually make boxes so the tables aren’t necessary anymore
So that’s what happened? How did we do that?
Thicker/corrugated cardboard
Even longer before that, we used to have a ball of dough on the pizza to keep the pizza from touching the box.
What’s the little table used for, sure I seen a short video explaining I’ve been using it wrong,but don’t remember.
I think it’s so if there’s pressure at the center of the box, it won’t press into the pizza, which would cause part of the cheese to stick to the cardboard.
I just dream of square pizza in round box
Somebody send this to Mr. Beast.
Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.
Beef, ooooor…beeeeeean?
That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.
Fair enough
Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?
Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.
You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError
Dr. D Flow might be able to make this come true.
My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that’s on top of the little table that you’re eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.
How high are you?
Can you imagine how humid that would be? No thanks. 🥵
I’d call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.
I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.
And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!
