Yeah a pension and benefits are great, but banana is banana.
Think outside the banana on this one.
One banana per slip and fall workmans comp claim.
They are really offering extra paid vacation time.
how big is the banana? what am I supposed to use to measure the banana? banana is the scale! I need answers!!! why is this happening to me!!!
The banana is 1:1 scale.
So we finally got the answer for the “where banana” question, can’t complain
yes! I think it worked this time
Next Snack: Peanuts (2)
Upcoming Snack: Crumbs… (mystery)
Thanks for your contributions! -HR
Should be
“Crumbs (assorted)”
Someone’s too good for a free banana…
The Amazon campus has free banana vendors that anyone can just walk up and take a banana, even if you don’t work there. They almost always had extras.
I used to walk past one on my way home and would snag one if there were any left for the day.
This “perk” is something Amazon literally threw away every day.
does your boss realise there’s only 12 months a year?
US generally formats the date as MM/DD/YY
i know :) I was just joking around.
Ah, gotcha! I misinterpreted and just figured you didn’t know
But seriously, the date is in the midst of the pandemic, isn’t it?
Funny but I don’t think it fits the sub
How big is the banana?
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Need a banana for scale
Makes sense. The proletariats are monkeys. That’s their food /sarcasm.
Is this one banana per employee? Or one banana and they have to fight over it?
battle royale
Banana Royale
Probably some sort of banana split.
EMPLOYEES! Eat banana! EMPLOYEES! Work for banana!
What a nightmare poster that is.
“Banana for scale” takes on a whole new meaning here.
I don’t particularly fancy the taste of bananas but I still eat them occasionally because I appreciate their nutritional value.
I wish that the Gros Michel variety of banana could be grown outside of select greenhouses. If you’ve ever had banana pudding, or artificial banana flavoring, you know what a Gros Michel tastes like. If you want to have a banana that tastes that good though, they are an average of $96 a bunch. Cavendish bananas may look nice, but they have no flavor. I personally don’t care for them or Misi Lukis.
This is especially funny for me because here, in India, “getting a banana” means you got nothing / got fscked over :)
