Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night
At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.
Definitely. A bit harder to eat though
That’s plenty for guests for the weekend
Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.
Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.
Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free
186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh
Good advice even when you don’t have people over
Literal shitpost
Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.
Don’t you people have knives?
Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions
charge them for it
Just use the 3 shells
That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.
the rare combined PSA-shitpost
