When Burger King first came out with the $1.50 nuggets, my two friends and I got 90 between us.
Just 30 of those nuggets was too much. We all felt like shit afterward.
But we did enjoy the fun of asking for 90 nuggets in the drive through late at night.
you probably ate a week’s worth of salt.
Worth it
Presenting to the emergency room…
I love this guy on YouTube. He’s like a scientific 1000 ways to die
if you eat that many you’ll be
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It’s like a dog whistle for homestucks
إِنَّا ِللهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُوْن. اا
From Google Translate:
We belong to Allah and to Him we shall return. Oh
142.999
exactly. the trick is finding the exact bite of nugget that would leave you paralyzed and stopping right before that point
Bro forgot to use the replenish hunger buff from taking a drink 💀
Now now… He was only paralyzed. You could still consume more with assistance after 413.
The limit for him was 412.
Yea that guy is just a lil bitch
Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different
First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.
It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy… May Bifrost support their most holy mass.
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Now we know
oh sure blame the nuggets. poor bastard probably had a syphilitic brain infection
Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?
I think I’m blind…
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How long did he take to eat that many?
Probably took a while unless trained speed eater.
I personally attempted the 100 nugget challenge and the bottleneck for me actually wasn’t getting full, it was that your jaw hurts a lot chewing through a shit ton of nuggets. I couldnt even imagine doing over 4x that amount in a sitting
Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the “Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!” gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.
I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol
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Took a total of zero minutes because that’s a 2019 repost from Reddit based on a satire article from 8satire
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/
ahh man, hate when they source Snopes. Only the best I suppose
I get to 15 of a 20 piece and just…ugh. the human digestive tract wasn’t meant to endure that kind of disrespect.
You need to blend them (with ranch) so you can chug them. By the time you’re done, the body hasn’t had time to send out warning signals.
mmmm ranchickennug slurry, just like mom used to pump from the feeding hose
You mean endure that much pureed chicken skin
I can eat 9-12 if I force myself
I usually don’t eat that much
disrespect
That’s straight up violence
