• balderdash
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    292 years ago

    I’m not knowledgeable at all, but it seems like charisma is more useful than intelligence in DnD

    • Pennomi
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      572 years ago

      I’m not knowledgeable at all

      Well now we know what your dump stat was.

      • @[email protected]
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        142 years ago

        I’m still trying to figure out what to do with 17 INT 6 WIS IRL… It’s not much I can tell you.

        • @[email protected]
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          Engineering if you want to make money and suffer until you die. No charisma required. Philosophy if you only want to suffer and die. Also no charisma required for Hegel skill tree.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      Depends on the campaign. One of my favorite characters to play is a INT/DEX artificer who got roped into somehow being in charge of saving the world.

  • Sagrotan
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    32 years ago

    The first thing I learned in Magick: you have to do it all by yourself. It’s not a shortcut, it’s not the easy way. But the reward at the end is worth it. That, and much more. And that’s the truth.

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      Yeah, only for the last 23 years or so.

      In the most recent ruleset, certain Divine Domains such as “War” and “Tempest” get proficiency with martial weapons including swords.

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      The rules allow any character to wield any weapon. Usually characters weapons are chosen based on race, class, stats, and the whims of the DM.

  • @[email protected]
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    Sorcerer: “I know three spells. I hope one of them is useful.”

    Warlock: “My sponsor says to burn things, so I have sixteen different ways to light shit on fire.”

    Cleric: “I’m not allowed to cast any spells until someone gets a big boo-boo.”

    Wizard:

    I am the very model of a modern Arcanologist

    I will Divine, then Transmute time, and Conjure cross the Astral Mist

    If you’ve got trouble, I’ve a spell that always is the perfect fix

    And maximize the casting to eliminate a hint of risk

    I’m very well acquainted too, with every skill imagine-ble

    Cause high int scores and bonus feats make this class unbelievable

    You think I studied hard for this? You’re right cause I’m a dungeon pro

    Both in real life and in the game, I am a true professional

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      12 years ago

      Sorcerer: my father was privileged

      Warlock/Cleric: I’m the pawn of some privileged being

      Wizard: I work hard and become powerful on my own terms

    • @[email protected]
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      292 years ago

      Clerics spending hours a day praying and years of their lives serving in temples means nothing?

      Same for druids tbh

      • @[email protected]
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        32 years ago

        You’re right. Also, if they have to pray most of the day, how are they able to do anything else like battles or eating if there too much happening at the same time or if they are prevented from praying? What would happen? And why is it not an explored restriction that would logically make sense?

  • @[email protected]
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    122 years ago

    Just read it? No, somehow pour gold into the pages in order to learn it.

    Where is that money going? Who gets it? The guy who wrote the original, or is there a giant magic scroll guild stealing all those hard earned spellwriter’s profits? Is Spellify taking it and not passing it on? I have to know!

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      32 years ago

      Wizards don’t actually commit spells fully to memory, at least not typically. The times they do they have to be simple and are called cantrips.

      Scribing a scroll to learn a spell is the wizard copying the scroll into their spellbook, requiring expensive magic ink that costs money.

  • @[email protected]
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    242 years ago

    I think a college student wizard would be fun to play. Maybe the DM will allow for elf-style rests in addition to tons of coffee.

    • Flying Squid
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      152 years ago

      “I’m sorry guys, I can’t go into the Portal of Destruction with you, I have midterms.”

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        42 years ago

        There’s a joke about how this is also something that would be said by the player, but I’m too sleepy to come up with it.