Amen
Muppet Zootopia, but also the nudist colony scene is rated NC-17 and shows full, Muppet genitals.
I’d rather shit myself in a sleeping bag than watch another remake.
How about a Muppet remake of “Frankenstein”?
So Disney gets to ruin the Muppets, too.
I want a muppet remake of Boondock Saints.
edit: but no muppet for Willem Dafoe, he’s back to reprise his role like nothing is unusual here
Real talk: is Gonzo the Funnyman and the GF’s “cat” is a chicken?
edit: I genuinely hope that AI advances to this degree that “fan art” of this is possible ASAP! I want to make this happen with a series of prompts and consecutive sleepless nights tinkering with it…
I would endorse both of these, yes, absolutely
So I watched it last night for the first time in a while, cracking up every time Funnyman was on screen, imaging Gonzo delivering that long line of “fucks” among other things. And I think Fozzie Bear needs to do Ron Jeremy’s role.
Frankly, instead of Fozzie, I was picturing that one with the ruff collar and the fish? You know he’d be swappin’ out for XXL dildos in a coke whore heartbeat.
Secondly, we’re talkin’ a Rizzo & Pepe duo for the Saints, right? I think Fozzie needs to be Il Duce, honestly. 😱
I’ll keep pushing for a Fozzie version, but I gotta say, MJ seems to have a thing for Joaquin Phoenix & Clive Owen, NGL.
lol tbh I was thinking about how expressive Fozzie’s face is for Ron rubbing one out at the porn club, but again, I think yours is the better idea.
yes, yes, and yes
Seems like the best she’s gonna do tonight, y’all. 🤌🏼
The best Muppet movies are modern retellings of old stories, like Treasure Island or A Christmas Carol. So I say we make Muppet Fall of the House of Usher.
So… Have you seen Meet The Feebles…
Directed by Peter Jackson? You ever just make random ass movies, then make the biggest and most ambitious trilogy ever?
It’s funny, because the LotR thing was a complete Fuckitol™ hail mary move on his part as his entire studio was about to go tits up, so he had nothing to lose. Thankfully, Meet the Feebles had flown under the cultural radar enough that those drawing up contracts hadn’t seen it…
They probably saw Dead Alive and realized the potential this guy had!
You know what’s a better move than Meet The Febbles?
Let My Puppets Come.
And you know what’s a better movie than that? Most movies that are not total shit.
Never again.
🎼*“Sodomy…”*🎶
I unironically want Muppet Masque of the Red Death
Muppet call of cthulhu, I want to see a muppet shoggoth
Um acktully the Shoggoth didn’t appear until At the Mountains of Madness which came out a decade after The Call of Cthulu
Muppet Treasure Island still holds up tbh
I think it’s the best telling of treasure Island. The other one that comes close is treasure planet, but I prefer the Muppets one.
Tim Curry is eternal
Anyone down for a Muppet - Star Trek crossover?
I can’t believe no one has mentioned this episode of ‘Angel.’
Pigs In Spaaaace?
That’s a parody, not a crossover.
But let’s start with Pigs in Space, or any muppet star fleet crew. They get into the mirror universe. Everyone is expecting evil looking puppets, maybe different colors, darker or something. But it’s our well known flesh and blood universe
So a full length Pigs in Spaaaaaacccccceeeee!
Muppet Blade Runner
I would love to see how Gaston looks in this remake.
I’d cast him as Sam the Eagle.
“It is the American…I mean, French way!”
Personally, I’d choose Link Hogthrob.
Oh that’s even better! I forgot about him XD
Edit: Alternative gender-swap casting: make Kermit belle, cast Miss Piggy as Gaston(ella.) Overly aggressive sexual advances and egotism have always been her thing after all.
I don’t think she’d be very happy about Kermie ending up with someone else at the end of the movie. She’d have to play the Beast, too!
What would be the most inappropriate Muppet remake? Off the top of my head:
- Muppet Schindler’s List
- A Serbian Muppet Film
- Requiem for a Muppet Dream
- Muppet Audition
- Old Muppet Boy
Birth of a Muppet Nation
50 Shades of Muppets
Can’t decide if I want the battle scenes from Braveheart or Pearl harbor.
Muppet centipede
Bu… But… Where would the muppeteers put their hands?
Just one long hand
Oh. Well now I have to paint that picture with my imagination brush
Muppet Revenge of the Sith, Muppet Order 66.
Ya’ll are crazy. Muppet Princess Bride with Sweetums as Fezzik.
In the 2011 Muppets movie, Gonzo had moved on from the Muppets ensemble and started his own flourishing toilet company: Gonzo’s Royal Flush.
He initially rejects Kermit’s plea to return to the Muppets. His life as a CEO was what he wanted. His fine suit, his fine wife (a Chicken, of course), his sprawling business empire… He was living the dream.
But then, he comes to, and decides to rejoin the Muppets.
But this is the best part, from his suit, he withdraws a detonator.
He activates it, and blows up his whole industrial complex.
Like, why did he have to destroy it? Why did he decide to rig his whole operation with explosives? Was he really coming to work every day with the detonator in his breast pocket??
This is the high drama piece I want. I want to see Gonzo rise to the top while his internal struggles and duality is tearing him apart.
G/11 was an inside job
The Muppets: Fight Club
Oppenheimer with the Muppets, but it’s just a lead up to Bunsen and the Swedish Chef using an exploding cake to launch Beaker into orbit.
I’m still hoping for Muppets Princess Bride
