I know after ze club you would prefer something küül like a coffee und cigarette
Maybe invite your cigarette outside for espresso und watch the street life
Everything wrong with this:
- “Breakfast Pizza”
- Pepsi for breakfast
- “Medium” 64 oz drink
- $4 for not a lot of value
Nothing like spiking your blood glucose first thing in the morning.
What did breakfast pizza do to you! It’s delicious!
It’s also a monstrosity which should only be enjoyed as leftovers from dinner pizza.
Breakfast pizza is hella good. Or at least, the kind I make myself is.
I use Pilsbury crescent rolls dough for the crust, country gravy for the sauce, cheese, scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage and bacon. 🤤
I saved this recipe. I love the idea of croissant crust and so many breakfast pizzas forget the gravy!
For best results, do not bake the eggs with the rest of the pie, just cook them separately and put them on after, so you don’t end up with overcooked, rubbery eggs.
Sounds like quiche, but the vegetables are replaced with gravy. I might have to try that once the snow starts falling!
The United States of Diabetes.
The hardest part to wrap your European head around would be four servings of sugary soda for breakfast, but how many people do you know that drink cups and cups of builders tea that is more sugar and milk than tea?
Neither side is right, humans can just be gross dopamine chasers in different ways. Compare the ‘pizza’ to a sausage roll, or whatever buttery monstrosity the French enjoy.
The hardest part to wrap your European head around would be four servings of sugary soda for breakfast
Don’t worry, it’s 90% ice
Butter is better than whatever industrial oil is used in that “pizza”
No offence intended but it´s old news to the world that a lot of Americans consume horrible trash food and drinks every day until they become morbidly obese and worse. It´s in fact one of the most commonly known stereotypes about the USA. So there is really nothing on the picture a euro mind could not comprehend, more like the contrary.
So what’s England’s excuse, then?
Idk, maybe that most of the western food supply is owned by a select few conglomerates that have an interest in getting you to buy a ton of product and make it as addictive as possible? That’s my guess.
They eat beans on toast for breakfast. They have no say in this matter.
Obesity rates in Europe are catching up. Especially in Britain. California is leaner than most of Europe. It’s definitely not all skinny in Europe and all fatties in USA. It’s regional.
Europe Britain
badgood news buddy“Catching up” in the same sense that a baby is “catching up” to Usain Bolt when it learns to walk.
Obesity rates in Europe are catching up
Yes, thanks to americanisation and food imports from the US
That’s on you. If you don’t want it, don’t buy it.
Oh I don´t but most people are too unconscious about what they eat to protect themselves from the food industry, as you might know.
Lol this has to be the silliest take I’ve seen.
“The Americans made us fat!” Like there’s an American sitting behind you with a riot stick, tapping their hand with it menacingly…“eat this shitty food you imported and no one forced you to buy, or else I’ll whack you in the head!”
Are seriously calling the idea that introducing dozens of american fast food chains into a society, will increase average body weight and unhealthy eating habits a silly take? Please elaborate how that is a silly take.
It’s silly because it has been widely known how terrible the food is for you. Just because a bunch of rich assholes dangle fast food in front of y’all doesn’t mean you have to eat it. No one is force feeding you, so stop blaming Joe Schmoe from Arkansas because y’all don’t have the self control to consciously eat healthy. If anything, it just proves the opposite of the lazy American stereotype: everyone is lazy given the option to be.
You seem to assume that everyone is always making exclusively conscious decisions about everything. I think you severely overestimate the ability of people to make conscious decisions. Are you not aware that companies have been systematically lying to consumers for decades? That they are using psychology based advertising, to manipulate consumers into buying things that are bad for them? I certainly don´t believe everyone is that smart and conscious about what they are doing all the time.
Behold, the Euroslave, uncomprehending of what real freedom looks like.
I bet they would object to all the unnecessary preservatives that enhance the flavor, too.
/S
I had to add the /s because there are clearly people that don’t understand humorous statements around here. Six of them at the moment.
I automatically downvote any comment with /s because it shows the person doesn’t understand how sarcasm works.
Ok. /s
That is a reasonable attitude. /s
Real freedom is dying of a heart attack at 30
… while rolling coal
Live fast die hard 🦅
You haven’t really lived though until you’ve survived at least one heart attack and live with debt collectors at your back for all the medical debt you’ve incurred. THIS is the real American dream. Also diabetes.
There are still some things to unwind here. Breakfast pizza, dirt cheap “meal”, advertising “mega” for what appears to be a normal sized slice.
4$ for a slice of pizza and a drink is dirt cheap ? I get the whole pizza for twice that in eu excuse me wtf
This appears to be a Casey’s gas station. Caseys is known for having pretty decent pizza and being in every tiny town dotted across America (plus being open very late/early if not 24 hours). By memory the pizza is priced at $3-4 per slice. Sure you can buy a $3 frozen Jacks pizza but it won’t be as good.
It’s worth remembering that fountain sodas cost next to nothing for businesses. It’s just flavoring syrup, water and a big bottle of CO2 to carbonate the water packaged up in a semi-automated self-serve machine
Yes but do you get a gallon of delicious corn syrup drink?
The only pizza for breakfast I would accept is a cold leftover one after a night of heavy drinking.
There is a thing called breakfast pizza that uses sausage gravy as the sauce. Pizza is topped with chopped bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, and cheese. It’s incredible. Bonus points if there is frank’s red hot nearby.
That sounds like a recipe for cardiac arrest.
Literally regular breakfast, but arranged in a pizza shape.
Sure, if your regular breakfast is cardiac arrest.
Try biscuits with sausage gravy and tell me it’s not worth a slightly shorter lifespan.
Nah, we know why americans are fat.
Everyone is focusing on the pizza, but how on earth is that a medium drink?
It’s s medium FOUNTAIN. That I can see
And what sort of monster drinks pop in the morning?
Earliest I can bring myself to drink pop is like, 11:30 maybe
It’s more of an afternoon type drink, no?
I don’t drink coffee so soda is how my body gets it’s daily intake of caffeine.
Being raised Mormon like this gave me bad teeth.
Morning coffee gives me brown teeth. I can’t do all that sugar at the start if the day with pops though.
I drink energy drinks (basically soda) instead of coffee because coffee gives me super severe stomach cramps, and I still want caffeine in the morning.
Drink green tea, it has more caffeine than coffee.
Energy drinks are not basically soda, they contain, well, a ton of taurine and, well, caffeine, and are even more terrible (in fact, order of magnitude so) for your health, especially cardiovascular system.
That’s incorrect. Coffee has more caffeine than green tea.
Green tea: 30–50 mg
Instant coffee: 27–173 mg
Plain, brewed coffee: 102–200 mg
Espresso: 240–720 mg
Black tea: 25–110 mg
Yerba mate: 65–130 mg
Soft drinks: 23–37 mg
Energy drinks: 72–80 mg
Source:https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/caffeine-in-green-tea#TOC_TITLE_HDR_4
Info appears to be varying wildly, but I acknowledge your point, thanks.
Still, tea can be used as an alternative source of caffeine, and it would certainly be better for your health than going all energy drinks.
yerba mate is actually a decent replacement for coffee with the slight problem of it being more bitter than pure caffeine
In some parts of the US is fairly common.
Dr. Pepper instead of coffee in the morning is a thing in Texas.
Like, not everyone does it, but no one bats an eye at it either.
Right? It’s almost the size of a car!
It needs ro be at least… three times smaller!
I like to buy child size.
The pizza-thing is fine, but gaving pepsi for breakfast is pretty vile.
How about Fanta, it’s oranges right?.. I have no idea if this sort of place would serve Fanta.
Orangina for me, please.
If you’re gonna have orange and bubbles for breakfast it better be a mimosa than a fanta.
I think Fanta in the US is just soda, no orange juice. Different from Europe.
In the US fanta is just fake orange flavor and corn syrup though.
Casey’s pizza is actually really good. Their breakfast pizza is awesome, but I when I actually get it I’ll order a whole large and share it with the fam for dinner. Bacon or sausage would be the two options in the warmer. They are out of Ankeny IA I believe, but are in small towns all over the Midwest.
Americans eat fountains!?
No, they’re serving a fountain of cola. Fountain is a standard unit of measure here.
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Best response I ever read about this situation was:
Americans eat as if they have access to public health.
I’m disgusted but also intrigued by breakfast pizza…
Yeah, it’s the 3 left over slices of pepperoni from night
It’s the worst parts of both breakfast and pizza
Whoa whoa whoa. That’s a strong statement to make as a generalization.
Breakfast pizza is pretty great, cheesy base sauce, scrambled eggs, bacon and breakfast sausage bits. Good stuff.
The base sauce scares me a bit
Me too, but I’d be 100% down to replace the base with hot sauce (maybe I can use Tabasco to make a buffalo sauce, that sounds heavenly). I’m like 80% down to try a maple base (or drizzle) as well.
You could try replacing the base with a thick sausage gravy
OOOO yeee I like the way you think.
Casey’s breakfast pizza uses sausage gravy as the base.
Hello fellow midwesterner!
Good morning! It’s a horrible day as usual here in Terre Haute, Indiana. But Casey’s still serves a fine breakfast pizza.
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warmed up pizza leftovers has been a breakfast staple for ages
Cold pizza is superior for breakfast if the quality is there already.
I’m weird, I know
