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Stamets [Mirror] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

It would be pretty fucked up though

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It would be pretty fucked up though

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Stamets [Mirror] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    47•2 years ago

    That chair was made for me!

    • threelonmusketeers
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      2•2 years ago

      Is it the same artist? It has to be, right? There can’t be two people capable of thinking up such horrors.

      • Lev_Astov
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        It is.

        • caseyweederman
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          It o.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Nope! Not again.

  • Xanthrax
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    I accidentally wrote a story that was similar:

    A man lives alone in his apartment. He needs to return to the office for the first time in months. He arrives at the office, and quickly develops excruciating back pain. A few days pass, and he finds himself unable to work. He also starts finding strange bite marks on his neck and back.

    He calls out for a few days, but eventually, he has to go back. He arrives at work and sits in his chair. He quickly feels his back pain return, but also strange movements from his chair. He stands and screams, tossing the chair. The office staff are in shock. He then uses a pen knife to cut open the back of his chair. As he does, there are multiple screams, as a large, spine-like centipede emerges from the chair.

    I even did the rough draft for the comic, but never finished. Damn I need to.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      I mean that’s el almohadón de plumas but with extra steps

      • Xanthrax
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        I’d never heard of them, but I’m definitely checking them out. That’s “The Feather Pillow”, in english right, by Horacio Quiroga?

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      57•2 years ago

      Yes you do. And then you need to keep it far the fuck away from me.

      • Xanthrax
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        9•2 years ago

        Thank you!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    1•2 years ago

    “The call is coming from inside the chair!”

  • Xanthrax
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

    • 👁️👄👁️
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      12•2 years ago

      He become chair

    • @[email protected]
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      I assume Junji Ito changed it a bit but you can read the original (translated) short story by Edogawa Ranpo here: https://pseudopod.org/2021/08/21/pseudopod-771-the-human-chair/

  • Pennomi
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    48•2 years ago

    But see, that’s much creepier than some impossible, unknowable horror… it’s something disturbing that conceivably could happen.

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      Yeah… I’ve got a real problem with people being near me and me being unaware of them. This… I’d die of fright from the realize they were there before the blade hit anything important.

      • massive_bereavement
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        I’ld burn every piece of furniture and move to a cave.

      • @[email protected]
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        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/may/31/japan

        • @[email protected]
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          Made me immediately think of this:

  • Patapon Enjoyer
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    Danny Dev Ito

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      NSFW if you’re a coward!: https://i.imgur.com/ZGVP0hq.gif

      • massive_bereavement
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        It’s so magical, nature can be truly beautiful 😍

        • @[email protected]
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          They can walk as soon as they’re born 😍🤗

  • Troy
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    Iain M Banks has entered the chat

    • @[email protected]
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      There’s definitely some weird shit in his books.

  • at_an_angle
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    17•2 years ago

    He was trying to hide and eating canned fish?

  • @[email protected]
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    The human chair was adapted from a story by author Edogawa Ranpo though.

    • udon
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      My favorite adoption of the trope is in this masterpiece

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_oFxidMm60

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    How the fuck do you eat from a can like that?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    “I’m living in your walls!” so? I’m living in your chair

  • swab148
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    17•2 years ago

    Didn’t Impractical Jokers do this as a punishment once?

    • @[email protected]
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      18•2 years ago

      This is a fantastic comment to put under any horror story

  • Gabe Bell
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    8•2 years ago

    On an unrelated note, I thought this was a public safety broadcast about the dangers of not wearing a seatbelt.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Okay but poop bag?

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