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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Birding is Voyeurism.

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Birding is Voyeurism.

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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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  • downpunxx
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    1•2 years ago

    Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn’t have a choice in the matter

  • @[email protected]
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    103•2 years ago

    All I’m doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what’s so wrong about that?

    • Flying Squid
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      37•2 years ago

      Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.

      • @[email protected]
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        16•2 years ago

        Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    sicko-mega party-sicko

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Wtf

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sickos-haha-yes

        • @[email protected]
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          2 years ago

          How many gifs, memes and random images do you guys [hexbear users] have on speed dial?

          • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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            1•2 years ago

            I actually think it’s a couple thousand at this point lol

          • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2•2 years ago

            A shit ton that grows all the time. I can’t keep up with them and always finding new ones myself.

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    32•2 years ago

    I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I’d do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      But you did get all the frog mates?

      Come on, buddy, don’t let us hanging.

      • @[email protected]
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        deleted by creator

        • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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          4•2 years ago

          She*

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        11•2 years ago

        Yes, I was drowning in frogussy

  • The Assman
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    59•2 years ago

    Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

    Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

    • at_an_angle
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      9•2 years ago

      (Erm…ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It’s usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I’ve seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.

      That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.

      • The Assman
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        9•2 years ago

        Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Are people hunting with 50 cats?

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        I’ve never seen it, but I’m sure there are some furry armies out there.

      • The Assman
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        4•2 years ago

        Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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    57•2 years ago

  • @[email protected]
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    46•2 years ago

    Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community

    • pruwyben
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      10•2 years ago

      I learned that from Bob’s Burgers.

    • Zorque
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      33•2 years ago

      Whatever you say, pervert.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn’t make me a pervert 😤

      • @[email protected]
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        13•2 years ago

        I’m no pervert. Anyways I’ve got to go, I’m going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I’m off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock…

  • Pinky Floyd
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    10•2 years ago

    @fossilesque wow what is duck hunting then

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      2•2 years ago

      They’re those freaky people that hang out in word of mouth clubs we don’t like to talk about.

      https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks

      • Pinky Floyd
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        @fossilesque actually interesting af

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          2•2 years ago

          They’re also very self conscious about it, so… Sexual competition among ducks wreaks havoc on penis size

          • Pinky Floyd
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            4•2 years ago

            @fossilesque this information was not included in saturday morning cartoons.

            i wonder if there was something else going on between Daffy, Bugs, and Elmer.

    • @[email protected]
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      Same thing, but you say “Aha, I see you through my sights!” instead

      • ivanafterall
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        Also then you murder the bird.

        So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we’re sticking to the analogy…

        • Pinky Floyd
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          @ivanafterall @cm0002 @fossilesque yeah i was trying to figure out how to tell them they missed a step

  • @[email protected]
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    41•2 years ago

    Ornithology? More like hornithology.

  • culpritus [any]
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    19•2 years ago

    birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans

    sport hunters: homicidal stalkers

  • Cyv_
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    33•2 years ago

    Its just catfishing horny birds

    • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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      catbirdfishing

      catbirding?

    • DroneRights [it/its]
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      Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us eat dinner alone

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