Adopt baby Hitler and raise him in a way that would not give rise to the kinds of feelings and ideologies that could lead him down the path of ethno-nationalsim.
Oh shit my phone doesn’t work back here. I know I’ll send him to art school!
That’s when we figure out that this is the path that lead him to flip flop completely hating everything you taught. You went back to stop Hitler only to be the thing that caused his reign of terror. Life would have that kind of irony.
You can never change history even if you can time travel. How did you manage to kill your own grandpa before you were born again?
You do relize there are like five different types of time travel. You could just as easily pull a future Trunks as you could a Marty McFly.
I… I need to know the different types of time travel.
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Closed loop, meaning you cant change anything cause it already happened. You time traveling was already written.
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Back to the future, you can change things just be careful and dont accisently erase yourself through the butterfly effect.
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We’ll call this one reverse flash, not only can you change things but you can litterally kill your parents because you are disconnected from the timestream. (Not exclusive to number 2)
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Future Trunks, congrats you just created a new timeline. You cannot change your future, have fun.
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Alternate dimension, you just went to an alternate dimension that looks like your past. Dont let the British museum find out.
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There’s really only 2 not 5. Most are just variants of the two:
- Singleton universe: time is linear, causality is set in stone, either through fix points (events that can’t be changed). Time travel will just create a loop but causality dictates that this will already have happened and you can’t change events.
- Multiverse: You can go back in time, but doing so will branch the timeline and create a different universe. This will not have impact on any causality as you’re an anomaly and you can do whatever you want (kill your grandpa, have a relationship with yourself etc.) and nothing will happen because you are in a parallel dimension and effectively can’t produce paradoxes.
Sometimes movies just ignore paradoxes or logical fallacies because it makes for better screen time. But really all time travel is one of the two.
Primer is 1.
MCU is 2. (Endgame pretends to be 1 but really with the series Loki it’s clear it’s 2)
Predestination is 1.
The series Dark is actually a weird mix of the two. First it’s 1. And then morphs into 2.
Triangle is 1.
Rick and Morty is 2.There is also type 3, called a closed timelike curve or Lorenzian manifold. Aka a Djinn: a loop in causality where the original cause depends on the final effect. It exists outside of linear time and yet is not a separate timeline or “-verse” in the multiverse.
That’s a variation of a singleton universe timeline.
A singleton universe doesn’t allow for multiple versions of a single moment to coexist. A closed timelike curve does, and potentially an infinite number of variations all as long as they are continuous in the same curve. It’s also different from a proper many worlds theory with quantum variations. The relationship between causes and effects are mapped differently. Thus it’s its own thing.
Theirs zero different types of time travel
I meant in fiction pedant. And there is one type of time travel, forward.
Ooh, the uberpedant. That’s a rare one
Theres five or four of us!
And I love you all
…because of time travel?
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I’d imagine his mother likely shared similar beliefs?
Gotta love the heteronormativity on this post. Why fuck the mother? Why not go back in time and fuck Hitler and make him fall in love with me? All hail homo-hitler!
shoots
Ah u meant as in sex…
Pulls up corpse
Would there even be an Oppenheimer movie in the new timeline?
There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.
And without Oppenheimer we’d never have Barbie!
:(
But we’ll always have Margot in our hearts!
:)
Wait wait, I should have said:
We’ll always have Margot in our hearts, even if Hitler was never alive!
I feel pretty Aladeen about this.
Literally the start of Command and Conquer Red Alert lol
In an alternate timeline:
“Yea who’s the fuck is Hitler? Himmler is the fuhrer of our fatherland, the Great German Reich, that spans the entire world!”
What if Hitler was the best case scenario result of time traveler interference? He bungled a lot of decisions someone like Himmler probably wouldn’t have. What if WWII is ultimately unavoidable, and every other timeline was way worse?
Best case?
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Maybe Hitler is actually a time traveller that pretends to be a nazi because from his timeline, the german fascist took over the world was way worse so he had to join the nazis to defeat the nazis? Maybe the Holocaust was like 10 times worse in his timeline and he intentionally did stupid decisions to reduce the kill count.
Germany was only 75 years old in 1941; for all we know it’d be some totally new country that ended up conquering everything. “Hail to Field Marshal Bing Bong Potatoman, ruler of our great glorious Zambonian Empire”
As a Canadian, I always knew the Zamboni’s would take over eventually.
I welcome our new ice resurfacing overlords
“Fuck hitler’s mom”
Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler’s dad.
If that’s the case, trying to kill Hitler would make Hitler what he always has been.
I believe theres a twilight zone episode where that happens.
Which episode?
The one where they go back in time and fuck hitler’s mom.
Which one?
He only had one mom!
Still not answered, I wonder too.
I had to look it up. Its called “cradle of darkness”, the fifth episode of the 2nd twilight zone revival series.
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Thx.
Yes.
Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.
Ah, yes, the “release a bunch of infertile male mosquitoes so the females won’t have any babies” approach to Hitler-offing.
You would have to deal with the social, cultural, and economic factors which lead to the rise of a person like him to power. Simply killing one person in the grand calculus of the social factors at play would likely do very little to stop WWII and it’s atrocities. Changing him could have lead to a more radical or desensitized power hierarchy that could have been much worse.
Preempt the war by taking back info on the atomic bomb to Roosevelt so that it could be utilized earlier and more effectively as a deterrent.
Because it is a thought experiment about punishing people for pre-crime, not people actually planning what to do with a time machine.
No, I’d 100% kill Hitler if I ever got a time machine. It would be my first stop on my way to see the dinosaurs.
I think this is the plot of Tenet.
The cool thing about a time machine is you’d be able to kill Hitler several times, in several ways, in several different back drops. 😃
Kill Hitler, every single day that he was alive, starting with the last day and working your way back to his birth.
Hey if you ever get access to a time machine and i somehow piss you off in the future, could you do me a favor and hop back to this day and warn me?
Consider yourself warned.
oh no
That’s a little sociopathic
One might argue that the Holocaust was also a bit sociopathic.
More than a bit. But I don’t fantasize about mutilating and murdering a serial killer every day. Dexter wasn’t saying that its normal
And you just legitimized a large swath of serial killers. How can you deny someone his kill who is “saving the world”?
You’d wipe out everyone born to someone displaced from the war
i’d fuck his mom
The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…
Walt a second…
You did do the nasty in the pasty
Heads up, Hitler’s mom died of breast cancer when he was young. If you’re going to seduce her, you should be emotionally prepared for the consequences.
Treat his mom’s cancer, then?
So you’re saying Hitler could have been one of the Guardians of the Galaxy?
Just finished binging the 12 Monkeys TV show, thats just variations on an oops loop. If you seduce Hitlers mom you’ll just end up being the father figure he never met. If you strand him in Nepal then either Hitler or any Austrian who witnesses you doing the timey-wimey dance will just blame an international cabal of time traveling Jews for it.
Eva: Adolf, why are you destroying everything? Adolf: My father is a time traveler from the future and he left me. So I make sure he will not exist. Eva: From the future? So he could also be our son? laughs Adolf: takes the gun
That actually went full circle, 12 Monkeys style.
🎶 Hitler’s mom has got it going on 🎶