• Druid
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    292 years ago

    I’m all for the slay-ification of Batperson 💅🏻

    • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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      112 years ago

      Yep, we had 2, decided that was enough and since the pill messes with my wife’s hormones too much I took care of the problem on my end.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          “Sir, we tried. We really did. We’ve gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We’re all too exhausted to continue. You’re going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle.”

          “Try not to look at the nurses. You’ve already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room.”

      • The Barto
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        182 years ago

        Pffft real men Go to the shop and ride off into the sunset, like dust in the wind.

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      52 years ago

      nothing, just like everything else in the image. it’s just something loser rightoids feel makes someone lesser

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      Im glad someone else asked, I was wondering what’s so bad about unlimited worry-free creampies.

    • @[email protected]
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      192 years ago

      The right is just all about more birth, remember?

      Nothing about the quality of life, health, education, security, or financial situation of the children in question or their parents, just want to keep the population pumping out future consumers and low wage laborers, whether they want to or not!

    • @[email protected]
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      242 years ago

      Banging whenever you want without worry about child support? That sounds like the woke agenda

      /s

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    Batman already beats up thugs, shouldn’t he already be cancelled for “emasculating” men? Hell, CHUDs would faint in horror if they ever had to deal with Frank Miller’s batman, who would flat out castrate them if crackers keep using “muh dick” as an excuse for acting like savages.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 years ago

      Batman originally had no qualms about killing criminals or using guns. What changed? Conservative outrage in the 1950s led to congressional hearings and ultimately the “comics code” that forbade violence and even disrespect of the US government.

      • Crimes shall never be presented in such a way as to create sympathy for the criminal, to promote distrust of the forces of law and justice, or to inspire others with a desire to imitate criminals.

        What a bunch of cowards holy shit

  • @[email protected]
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    502 years ago

    I’ll never not be fascinated by the things that make conservatives feel threatened (SpOokY SOy). There isn’t anything too provocative here, outside of the inherent 4chan dog whistles that I’d expect most people are pretty bored of by now. Let Batperson slay if they want to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @[email protected]
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      82 years ago

      Like everything else, it’s just fragile masculinity. They heard soy has estrogen (it does, but not in the same form that would affect you), but lack the ability to verify facts or understand nuance, so they just assume soy feminizes a person. They take that as an attack on their manhood. Then they get stupid and violent… well… stupider.

      • MüThyme
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        32 years ago

        It would be a nice bit cheaper to be trans if soy milk was enough to feminize me

    • Tetra
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      72 years ago

      “CG suit gay because skin tight on a dude” or something, idk, fascists are weird

          • @[email protected]
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            12 years ago

            I’m not going to put much effort into policing your language, I just think it creates problems when attempting to discuss literal fascism.

            • @[email protected]
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              22 years ago

              This literally is fascism. Fascism isn’t a coherent political system, it’s exactly this. Pick a powerless group to scapegoat all of societies problems on to protect the rich fuckers who are actually responsible. Mocking and dehumanizing people is what makes fascism tick.

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      pretty sure that is the Louis Vuitton design logo, so basically saying they are wearing a womans handbag

  • @[email protected]
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    62 years ago

    I’d read/watch the shit out of that, would be more interesting than 90% of the current superhero characters.

  • HubertManne
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    72 years ago

    man the internet has a hard on to associate bill gates with folks way worse than him.

  • @[email protected]
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    182 years ago

    Funded by Bill Gates

    Does the poster not know that Bruce is a billionaire? Do… Do they not know that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

  • @[email protected]
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    432 years ago

    Batman does provide a safe space, thats his whole thing. He makes Gotham safer. And you could argue his reluctance for murder is almost non-violence.