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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    38•2 years ago

    What a bitch.

  • @[email protected]
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    64•2 years ago

    When the dog dies because it didn’t get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

  • @[email protected]
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    42•2 years ago

    The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

  • Chemical Wonka
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    13•2 years ago

    better privacy policy than most companies

  • @[email protected]
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    42•2 years ago

    You call yourself a dog owner and don’t celebrate their birthday?

    • Johanno
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      2•2 years ago

      Yes I do!

    • credit crazy
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      10•2 years ago

      Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

      • @[email protected]
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        Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that’s their birthday. They do not seem to care.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.

    • Flying SquidM
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      48•2 years ago

      No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it’s their birthday anyway.

      They do get fruit for Christmas though.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her ‘real’ birthday, but I dont trust it.)

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        You know her real birthday but you don’t trust it?

        Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔

        • @[email protected]
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          15•2 years ago

          If it’s out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Just use her mum’s maiden name

  • @[email protected]
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    21•2 years ago

    You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      That’s per year, DOB includes the year

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        I’m assuming she’d know the year…?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Even if you don’t, there’s not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.

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  • @[email protected]
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    I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I’ve been angry that he lied about his age all this time.

    • FacelikeapotatoOP
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      44•2 years ago

      At the very least, a lie of omission. He could’ve corrected you.

      • @[email protected]
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        32•2 years ago

        Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          Not a husky?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Not mentioning the lie of omission.

        Meta af.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you’re bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.

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        • @[email protected]
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          So friendly!

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Can’t I be both?

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            I think you just take advantage of the anual free shipping sale at emailbrides.net

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    google translate better get cracking

  • @[email protected]
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    27•2 years ago

    Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.

  • @[email protected]
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    102•2 years ago

    This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

    • @[email protected]
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      49•2 years ago

      Congratulations, you can now get anyone’s prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!

      • kpw
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        17•2 years ago

        You think it is rate limited?

        • @[email protected]
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          15•2 years ago

          Just call using incognito mode over a vpn.

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