Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don’t want anyone digging that shit up lol
It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.
I think you might be in luck.
You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.
Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.
This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…
i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.
I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…
Hopefully from 40 years ago and not last week?
If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn’t true.
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord
peaks over graveyard fence
“where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”
[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.
I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”
What the hell happened to that man?
Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.
I think you’re right. Let’s hope he doesn’t speak in class today.
wdym ‘woudlnt wear’
There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:
Daddy didn't give affection, no And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear King Jeremy the wicked Oh, ruled his worldWhat they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.
I interpret this more like she neglected him bc she was only interested in dressing up.
It’s a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.
He has a sick, twisted piece of shit for a father and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.
Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.
He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in
Autism trauma is my guess.
Autism trauma?
Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.
🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he’s autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.
This is the challenge
South Africa
Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.
XxEdgeLord69420xX
Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)
Sure is more fun nowadays though
2003: “You’re so edgy 🙄” 2023: “You’re so edgy 🥵”
Man, nothing escapes global warming
Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!
I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.
Elmo already suffered enough with his mind of a child and getting bullied and gaslit by his “friends”, he doesn’t deserve having his name sullied by having it used to refer to Musk.
Elin back out because mommy said so.
So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?
Most preteens are smarter than this twat.
Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X
He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.
Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.
You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter
But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess
Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases
No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy
Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.
The utter irony
That must be a wig right?
It’s a Halloween costume
Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork
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I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.
Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).
Holy cringe Batman
According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol
Such mall ninja vibes
https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk
“I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”
Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?
More like legal backpedal
I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?
It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.
Edit: I have some bad news
A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.
Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination
I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.
And high self confidence
What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?
He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.
You’re just jealous of his robot ears
Emo Musk
Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.
