thw twinkification will continue until moral improves
at least he isn’t pretending to play left field
Of course he plays at Lazio lol
which is the superior footballer haircut: zoomer broccoli or frosted tips?
He wouldn’t look half bad taking it up the ass in a Bel-Ami porno.
Right back or right midfield at Lazio
should be more like upside down midfield amirite
Excuse me, that’s a twunk. You can tell by the muscles and broad shoulders - totally different.
He looks like Timothee Chalamet, he’s a twink. He’d need to be a handball player to get enough definition to become a twunk, as is dude is all cardio
naw, he’s totally an ottermode twunk
I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrumOttermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs
Also also he’s over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!
From the old greentext meme yeah?
Sorry I’m the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you’re a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian
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It’s a burden really. I can’t get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body
He will make our best top coomers into facist top coomers
funny also that lazio is also famous for being a fascist club
