That’s a weird sign. If it’s made by a church or other religous group, you’d think they wouldn’t phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn’t exist, but of course an atheist wouldn’t be making signs talking about god either.
So, is this “Business Alpha Nottingham” some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn’t work fyi.
The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.
It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity
Why’s my g-spot up my ass?
God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?
So God has a peg fetish?
God has every fetish, he made them after all
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we were created in gods image 🙏god loves a good railing like the rest of us
I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong
We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.
Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What’s up with that one, God?
That’s just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically
Why does an omnipotent god need to rely on physics for creations made in his image?
Hmmmmmm, that’s a question for someone religious
Or the god the OP has a question for. But they stay oddly silent on the matter.
Evolution do be weird sometimes.
I can’t tell you how often this ends old people’s lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.
This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.
Dogs don’t have this issue. I don’t think pneumonia is a serious problem.
Oh, so it’s yet another one of those problems caused by that whole “let’s take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright” thing. Thanks, evolution!
“I thought it would be funny.”
That’s what Robin Williams said was the reason for the platypus.
I like the Sheriff of Nottingham. Definately better than any video game.
For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question
Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls
Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!
https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx
“One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle.”
Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?
Yeah. Wonder if it was fresh or not, though.
Why does god hate amputees?
If they are sure they aren’t in a simulation.
We live in stimulation
We live in a society.
Wake up Neo
“because if it didn’t feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit” is probably God’s/nature’s answer.
Weren’t we made in his image?
Does this mean god has a scat fetish?
Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.
Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]
They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that’s the G-spot in women)
Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.
Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don’t really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.
Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it
Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.
Just sayin
I’m sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?
EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me
Don’t worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>…
I dunno I think it depends.
As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I’ve seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.
Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit
So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.
Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.
Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.
What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.
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What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I’ll accept it.
OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.
How could anyone know this?
Women want to puke when on their period?
that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself
I am not quite sure I know what you mean
Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.
(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)
Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts
Yeah. Best way I’ve been able to explain it. To both genders.
That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.
Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.
Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂
Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.
As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.
Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.
I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.
Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?
As measured by whom?
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scale+categorization
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma+pain+scale+categorizationBesides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.
You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.
Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.
Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.
I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.
I literally don’t give a shit what you think.
You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.
And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.
Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.
Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.
And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.
Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.
Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.
You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.
Damn that sounds terrible
plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>
For the milk obviously
Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter’s running range by several miles.
This is why I always run with an erection.
So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great
Can you milk me, Focker?
where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?
Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate
