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@[email protected] to Aneurysm [email protected] • 2 years ago

Pervert Cancer

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Pervert Cancer

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  • @[email protected]
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    Believe it or not, they are a top ranking scientist. /S

    • Th4tGuyII
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      Why trust an expert when you can trust the back window of truck of a guy who can’t spell prevent or nose correctly

      • threelonmusketeers
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        2•2 years ago

        Off topic, but nice profile pic… Tim.

        Not much happening now, but I’ve created [email protected] just in case.

    • @[email protected]
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      They did their own research so they must be an expert.

  • @[email protected]
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    90% certain “pervert cancer” is just a standard dutch curse

  • Dodecahedron December
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    12•2 years ago

    it really makes you think

  • @[email protected]
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    CANCER DOG ^TURD

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Someone should let them know cancer isn’t contagious.

    • DarkGamer
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      9•2 years ago

      Some types of dog cancer are contagious.

      • @[email protected]
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      • threelonmusketeers
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        is spread by tumor cells getting passed from dog to dog

        Indeed, but no mention of dog-to-human transmission.

        There’s also the infamous Tasmanian Devil facial tumour disease. It is also transmissible, mainly because a population bottleneck has reduced the genetic diversity of Tasmanian Devils to the point where their immune systems have trouble telling each other’s cells apart.

        • DarkGamer
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          Yup, I made that very comment 3 hrs ago. Some molluscs, too.

          • threelonmusketeers
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            Neat, thanks! Didn’t know about the molluscs.

      • @[email protected]
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        Thats interesting, I had no idea that was a thing. Just goes to show that the most well understood theory could have exceptions.

        • DarkGamer
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          It’s rare in mammals but it happens.

          Transmissible cancers are passed between individuals by the transfer of living cancer cells. These diseases are rare in nature. Among mammals, only three transmissible cancers are known, affecting dogs and Tasmanian devils. Several transmissible cancers have also been identified in marine bivalve molluscs, including various species of clams, cockles and mussels.
          https://www.tcg.vet.cam.ac.uk/about

          It’s not transmissable to humans though, so not sure what the truck owner was on about.

  • threelonmusketeers
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    PERVERT NO DOGS

    CANCER IN

    HOUSE

    CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CHANCE THAN

    SILVERADO YOU AN ME

  • Hegar
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    I’m guessing their dog happened to get cancer shortly before a human loved one did and we’re seeing what happens when you mix deep depression with honest stupidity.

    • Overzeetop
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      …just simple farmers; people of the land; the common clay of the new West…

      • jawa21
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        18•2 years ago

        You know, morons.

  • @[email protected]
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    23•2 years ago

    Analog aneurysm, nice catch

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Anadog aneurysm

      • @[email protected]
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        Analdog aneurysm. It’s all starting to make sense

        • @[email protected]
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  • @[email protected]
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    I just wanna know how they misspelled nose but not tongue.

    • @[email protected]
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      They googled tongue, but not nose, pervert, etc.

      You’ll see shit like “industrialization” right next to something like “thu”… Ain’t nobody googling how to spell the easy stuff…

      • anguo
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        It’s only after reading your comment that I understood they had meant something different than “pervert”.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Prevent is my guess

          • anguo
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            Yes, that’s what makes most sense.

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t think they did, they just left some space between no and se. You can see through the glass behind it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Nah, zoom in. The “i” in “NOiSE” is the same as the “i” in “WiHT” and “THEiR”

        • @[email protected]
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          Wow you’re right. Why on earth did they only lower-case “i“?

    • @[email protected]
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      Noise*

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Tung

  • Hyperreality
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    The prevalence of bumper stickers on cars correlates with mental illness.

    • @[email protected]
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      Naw, a bunch of stickers of bands, states visited, funny shit, or 4wd trails is cool. (Like ok maybe they have ADHD like me or something). A bunch of political bumper stickers is someone who probably needs to ignore the news for a while.

      But custom applied lettering forming unhinged screeds is, more likely than not, a condemnation of the government’s failure to provide readily accessible treatment for mental illness.

    • agentshags
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      This explains a lot about my soon to be ex wife. Her van is almost completely covered in them

      • @[email protected]
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        Why does she do it, has she given a reason or anything?

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Mental illness❤️

          • @[email protected]
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            You know his wife?

            • @[email protected]
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              She is his wife

              • @[email protected]
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                He knew not to stick his dick in crazy. So he nailed it.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Never half ass it. Get that whole ass.

              • @[email protected]
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                Our wife

    • @[email protected]
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      Not always, though.

      https://i.imgflip.com/87k1ze.jpg

      • @[email protected]
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        Tacky but still good.

    • @[email protected]
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      Idiocy, not illness

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    This is some “infowarrior rides” type shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    What possesses people to write this sort of shit on their cars.

    • @[email protected]
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      He probably lost someone too early and needed something to blame.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        I wasn’t expecting insight and perspective at this hour. I like it.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Mental illness

      • @[email protected]
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        Grief/Trauma can be expressed in multiple forms. Don’t be so quick to judge.

  • @[email protected]
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    Does disabled parking include mentally disabled?

    • @[email protected]
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      Free parking with 100 or more insane stickers! Order now!

      High in demand is the new “honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus” 2023 edition.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        Oh my god I remember that too

  • pingveno
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    1•2 years ago

    Fun fact: there is a dog cancer STI.

  • ShaunaTheDead
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    42•2 years ago

    I will never understand the impulse to plaster your car with your life philosophy. Obviously this is another level, but even the stick figure families or whatever are kind of weird. Some of it is sensitive information that you’re just shouting out into the world.

    For example, there’s this person I see around my town whose license plate is “2HOUSES”. So you’re advertising to potential thieves that you’re rich enough to afford 2 houses and that you’re definitely not currently at either of them. Incredibly stupid just for the vanity of it, but you’re also and just making a target of yourself.

    • @[email protected]
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      Dexter gave us a good reason as well.

    • @[email protected]
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      Lead poisoning I’m guessing, or a mental illness.

      • sharpiemarker
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        Those aren’t mutually exclusive

    • @[email protected]
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      My plate isn’t 2 HOUSES, it’s 2 HO USES.

      • @[email protected]
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        I can think of a lot more than 2

      • ShaunaTheDead
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        You need a sturdier ho then, sir!

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