What is the world coming to where a man can’t poop in a can and toss it out their car window in an act of defiance. Damn Bidens America!!!
The article says he has been practicing law since 1976, if he finished law school at age 25 he is 72 years old.
I don’t know what to do with this fact. There is a +72 year old man doing this.
Ah the 70-teens
The ole Chicago Pringle Can, good one Jimmy!
He SHIT into a PRINGLES CAN!
Slippin’ (in shit from a Pringles can) Jimmy.
Kinda brilliant. Sometimes it’s hard for me to not pee while I poop so it seems risky.
He inserted his hose into a Gatorade bottle.
So many questions I don’t want to know the answers to.
Once you’ve crapped, don’t keep it trapped!
Once you’ve gone, windows must yawn!
Once you poop, you just can’t stoop(any lower).
Once you’ve spout, chuck it out!
Pringles come out, poop goes in. You can’t explain that.
Fucking Pooringles. How do they work?!
Blakeslee tried to explain away his behavior, saying he hadn’t targeted Haven of Hope. Rather, he claimed, he was indulging a frequent habit of his, having done the deed at least 10 other times that year.
That somehow sounds even worse to me.
Did he manage to poop in the can, or was it a two step process? As in he pooped somewhere else and then shoveled the poop into the can?
That’s some next level Pringles guerilla marketing.
I know they say all press is good press, but I don’t know if Pringles wants their brand to be associated with a cardboard tube full of shit…
Always has been.
As bad as feces is at least it is biodegradable. Even insects and bacteria won’t put Pringles into their body.
Pringles: Now they just taste like shit!
Sounds cathartic.
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BUT WHOSE POOP WAS IT?
Well, poop analysis showed there were wolf hair and pieces of credit card in it. So, still inconclusive.
It was his.
The Ohio Supreme Court suspended an attorney who defecated into a Pringles potato chip can and then tossed it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.
Not that he isn’t a dickhole, but…that’ll…show them…? How did anyone else even notice this enough to care? Someone so poorly underpaying the cleaner guy that he opened a discarded parking lot pringles can in search of food?
My guess is that it exploded and caused a mess. There’s no way that held together. Pringles cans are literally made out of paper thin cardboard with a little bit of glue holding it all together.
If you pick up what is supposed to be an empty can and it weighs like a pound and a half… you’re gonna be curious and look inside at least once.
I am so absolutely not doing that, no. Maybe it’s a whole pound of free cocaine. Maybe god finally smiled on me and it’s a very ill-planned potato chip bomb like that experiment where you use a whole potato to power a light bulb. Probably it’s some kid’s lost gravel collection.
Whatever it is, it’s not going to be something whoever had the can last was dying for anyone to have and I don’t get paid enough to care.
Not anymore.
He drove past the … victim advocacy center … and was captured on surveillance cameras throwing the can into the center’s parking lot. One of the center’s employees … saw Blakeslee throw the can from his car and recovered it in the parking lot… [and] called police to report the incident and the attorney was eventually charged with misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and littering.
This is appropriately posted into au.sports section on yahoo.
The olympics gonna be wild next time.
autistic sports?
