I wouldn’t either, what a weirdo!
record scratch
You’re probably wondering how I got here.
Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed
Onto your coworkers face
Nothing wrong with employing family in this economy.
Baba O’Riley plays
This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black’s “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”
It doesn’t make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn’t have the context to know if that’s the right explanation, so while you’re driving to work and going about your day it’s still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.
4H doesn’t really make sense if you’re from an area where it’s a big thing, but I’ve known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who’s a doctor debt free because of a steer.
Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.
As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet
I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I’m old.
One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.
I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.
Yes I’ve heard of this “hovering” phenomenon. Curious.
The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat’s owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.
You’d think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.
Kinda’ looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.
Why it’d put so much weight outward is a whole damn question, though… The before picture was probably funny, too.
“Politician interact with voters after election”
Looks like a Renaissance statue.
A fountain in Rome
Is he taking the piss??
All hail the cat fountain
“Pissing myself laughing” MFs be like
It’s like some kind of fucked up art
This gives me vibes of one of these shock images from the olden days. Not goatse.
I immediately thought of tubgirl.
Tubcat
+1
Beat me to it.
The cat version of sitting down on the toilet only to find out the hard way that the seat is up
This is a work of art
I’d call it “perfection”
“Purrfection”
Live stream.
Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.
