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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

No excuses

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No excuses

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    I’m sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! https://www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    And done.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    No U

    https://media.tenor.com/8XNZFtwJxscAAAAM/reverse-card-uno.gif

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Damn, I guess it’s only fair

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    You know what?

    I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      3•2 years ago

      Deal 🤝

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 years ago

    I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      12•2 years ago

      Ok, there is ONE excuse.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        🤣

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 years ago

      You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

      • @[email protected]
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        16•2 years ago

        Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    I’m in a car my gamer

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      2•2 years ago

      Yes

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.

  • Pan0wski
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    6•2 years ago

    O7

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it’s freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Yes, very.

  • @[email protected]
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    I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total… you really think I’m gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

    • ferret
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      1•2 years ago

      Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you’re happy, cause I’m exhausted

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Glad to help! Lol

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