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funny to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    28•2 years ago

    Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      😋

  • @[email protected]
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    36•2 years ago

    We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

      • @[email protected]
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        13•2 years ago

        Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.

      • @[email protected]
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        19•2 years ago

        They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          I have no anus and I must poop

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            Then you have pooped!

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          Cloaca is the word of day!

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

  • OBG
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    17•2 years ago

    She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair

      • OBG
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        18•2 years ago

        Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

        She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          Much more accurate

  • the dopamine fiend
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    24•2 years ago

    “I know my destiny…”

  • @[email protected]
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    69•2 years ago

    You see they want to be eaten.

    • Hoagie
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      14•2 years ago

      The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

    • @[email protected]
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      33•2 years ago

      Vore me mommy uwu

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        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          thonx beb <3

      • @[email protected]
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        15•2 years ago

        How can I delete someone else’s comment?

        • key
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          5•2 years ago

          Connect to your instance’s PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE '%uwu%';

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Dee, that’s weird even for you.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          HOW DÜ Ü NO ME

          also you are correct

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      11•2 years ago

      Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    Mmm, salmonella.

    • IninewCrow
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      4•2 years ago

      Especially when you imagine where those feet have been

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol

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