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Considering you’re second in line for the presidency I’d say He already has
I was promised that the COVID vaccine would make all my blood congeal. I’ve thus far have made it to promises of “God will punish us” without one hint of life threatening coagulation.
I’ve already survived a few “raptures” in the past decade. Bring it on, God!
“Old lemming yells at vapor trails”
Ok, so leave it up to God then. If he’s such a tough guy, then the US government doesn’t need to make policy to protect these LGBTQ+ heathens, the big man will take care of it.
What a negative person.
Preaching in his position should be an immediate expulsion.
This guy needs to be out of power. Maybe more Congress people will leave and the Republicans will loose the majority. Otherwise we’ll have to vote out the Republicans in the presidential election.
Jesus is his imaginary friend who tells him right and wrong. Crazy.
What should we do, Mike? Throw them off tall buildings or something?
Just admit you’re queer already, Mike Johnson. It’s ok.
Smite me harder daddy
Johnson is also proclaiming he is Moses.
When do we send him into the desert for 40 years?
I second this motion.
Sorry in advace, West Texas.
Those teens are your political death Mike. They will never be Christian conservatives.
Why does he hate America so much he’s calling for divine retribution? Thats something Osama bin Laden would have said.
Conservatives are such creepy weirdos when it comes down to it. The cons in America have a lot in common with the likes of OBL when it gets down to it. Both are part of an Abrahamic cult and worship the same god, even if one group tends to call that god Allah. Of course they differ on a few things like rituals and the story arc of the character of Jesus in the Abrahamic Cinematic Universe. But on many of their so-called “morals”, they tend to agree.
Religious extremists are surprisingly similar regardless of the religion.
Christian Nationalists are quite similar to Islamic Terrorists in their beliefs. Other than a few minor customs and the language, it’s the same. Islam is a branch of Christianity after all.
I don’t believe in God, but man, Republicans do a bang up job of making them look like a raging asshole unworthy of anyone’s worship.
If this is what the Christian God is actually like, Lucifer had the right idea.
When you read about Lucifer you quickly realize he wasn’t evil, he was more of a freedom fighter. The Christian God acts like a dictator. God tells everyone that God is good. Everyone has to do what God says otherwise you get God’s wrath and punishment. Everyone who stands up against God is evil and punished. God tell people to do terrible things to show their devotion. There is no democracy in God’s kingdom.
These are all attributes of dictators. If people don’t do what they say then they are killed, hurt and their families as well. They make people kill other people and do other terrible things to prove their devotion. They spread propaganda against the people standing up against their regime. They make themselves out as the good guys.
Lucifer stood up against God’s tyranny and was made out to be the bad guy. That is my point of view.
These are all attributes of dictators. If people don’t do what they say then they are killed, hurt and their families as well.
Or in this case, tortured for literally eternity with the most horrifying pain imaginable, with no chance of escape or respite, in an unimaginable forever of suffering.
Because he loves you.
Because he loves you.
…and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow, (snaps fingers), just can’t handle money!
What a weird little freak.
He’s already punished us by making us live alongside his wackjob followers.
