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it looks like some sort of mech suit that keeps him alive
Bourgeois scum before they got guillotined.
Looks like he got the only model without crooked gaps.
Also looks like he’s gonna die before the car can kill him.
Instead his driver’s side door has a big dent in the bottom-left part of it.
Leno the wimp and his cybertruck coffin
Damn I’ve shit on the manufacturing of this thing before, but goddamn is that one of the ugliest looking designs I’ve ever seen. The windshield angle meeting at the driver’s seat is some weird fucking submarine shit
The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.
Is he short or is the forward visibility in that thing as bad as it looks?
Holy shit, is your PFP Dorner as the sun from Teletubbies?! 🤣
Yes lol
I don’t entirely get it, and yet I laughed till i cried.
Yes.
Reddit
the optics of a flat pane windshield at that angle has to be awkward
!!! I couldn’t figure out what looked so egregiously wrong about the windshield even in relationship to the madness of the rest of it, but that’s totally it
He’s 5’11", visibility is record-breakingly terrible in a market segment with worse visibility than main battle tanks.
It has a front facing camera because yes the visibility is awful.
Now this is a car you can actually burn to death in
Days after launch, you sit at a red light. The novelty is gone, you aren’t any happier. Maybe it’s your imagination but the gaps in the door look off. You think you saw a car full of teens laughing at you earlier. You’re now $100k in debt for a meme, and you feel nothing.
Ugliest coffin ever.
I guess I should have expected Jay to buy one of these things. But as someone who has actually built his own car, I wonder how pleased he is with it outside of novelty.
Tesla probably gave him one for publicity.
It’s fodder for Jay Leno’s Garage so I’m sure he would have driven one either way. It’ll be interesting to see what he says about it though because historically “car people” have been pretty unimpressed by Teslas - see Top Gear.
You hear about this new Tesla?
up three octaves
You hearin about this new Tesla?
puts hand in pockets and takes a step backwards
Old Man Buried in Life Sized Hotwheel
Anyone else remember that Jay Leno kids book where he tries to slice some ham with his comb but it gets stuck in the ham
I’m sorry, what?
https://www.publishersweekly.com/9780689867675
As a giant roast beef turns on the spit for the Leno family’s end-of-summer barbecue, young Jay’s mouth waters. (“Juice is dripping! Fat is sizzling!.. I’m dying to taste the roast beef.”) Jay whips out his “secret weapon”—a plastic comb—and repeatedly steals some drippings with the unorthodox implement. But to Jay’s great dismay, the comb ends up stuck in the roast, prompting a chaotic and funny denouement.
