I detest the phrase “daddy”!!!
Oh, and ‘bruh’ is a whole different genre of porn you aren’t ready for.I am though, enlighten me
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
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This couple I used to know scolded their 13 year old daughter at the dinner table for calling them “bruh”. The dad was like, “I’m not your bro, I’m your dad.”
If he had said “I’m your daddy” it would be clear why now they’re just a couple that you used to know.
When I was a kid my dad forbade me from calling him “dude”.
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haha when I was in about 1st grade, at my friends house and we had just discovered “dude” so everything was dude
we see his father and we are like
“whats up dude” Him: “Im not a dude!”
we laugh and laugh and he finally clarifies “I’m not YOUR dude, I’m your dad!”
I still remember that after all these years, so funny. BTW is your name Pat?
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
some shit, can you tuck me in?
Ain’t that Some Shit
They won’t. Welcome to the daily 'nam flashbacks.
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alexander, @whosalexander
the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I’d probably immediately go soft
My partner calls me daddy and she’s older yhan me, so… what does that make me???
you’re the baby daddy.
I don’t judge, more power to you.
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
Mostly because I’m my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don’t feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it’s always the same old story when I encounter these men.
Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
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Can we PLEASE differentiate between people who enjoy daddy or mommy kinks in a consensual fantasy setting with partners that are also into it, from people with deep psychological trauma relating to their parents that comes out in the vulnerable setting of sex? (one can be both obviously)
Is this that hard people?!?? facepalm
If you are having sex with someone with “daddy issues” or “mommy issues” and that reflects some weird way through their sexuality in a way that extends beyond fantasy into the realm of problematic behavior that is entirely a different problem and it has nothing to do with someone’s “kink” at that point.
Yeah if partner just throws a kink at you without preparing you or determining if you might be interested in acting it out, that is shitty and honestly approaching the realm of violence, but don’t throw other people who are into the same kink under the bus who would never just launch you into some weird shit without making sure you were onboard through a framework of consent.
Kinks don’t make rational sense, they are the tension between rationality and desire. They are all disgusting, transgressive and shocking. If you don’t like it fine, but wondering why anybody would be into it if you find it disgusting doesn’t really get you anywhere.
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Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
I’m probably soft right now as I write this
I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me
I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different
Yeah I think that’s a bit weird as well tbh
I’ve been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.
I’ve always been partial to “pop” though “pops” is an ageist slur
Haha
Contextual and regional, but pop is more common (where I’m from) for your own father, whereas pops is what you might call an older man if you wanted to call them old.
“alright pops” == “ok boomer”
Just curious. Would saying something like “youngin” be considered a slur as well then?
If it’s used in the same way ya
Seems like anything could be a slur if used in an offensive context then, right?
Like, if I said “okay tomato”, you could take it as offensive it in turns tomato into a slur.
I guess I’m just thinking while typing here, but if that’s what a slur is, maybe we need a new term for contextless offensive words?
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
I like Pops
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
Slide me some skin daddio
sus
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Yes but but but pa pi
Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
“Yer squashin’ my smokes, Pa.”
Eugh, what have you done???
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Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦
You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
I wasn’t even alive when half life 2 came out. I’m 18. Half life 3 is never happening :(
I’m a bit older than you.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Sequels of first-person shooters with weapons you couldn’t imagine…
I watched head shot combos in the dark near the campers hide.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
Time to play.
Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing…
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
Bringing “Sire” back
You sure? That was also sexualized.
Oh sire harder
