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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago

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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Patapon Enjoyer
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    23•2 years ago

    The queen of England? She wasn’t called Glizzie Lizzie for nothing.

    • The Infinite Nematode
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      2•2 years ago

      Jizzy Lizzy, surely

      • Cethin
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        1•2 years ago

        Glizzy is a word for a hot dog.

  • IninewCrow
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    18•2 years ago

    Thanks for this … I was looking for a witty response for the past hour … now I’m relistening to Queen and Freddie and forgot why I even started playing them again.

    Always feels good to hear Freddie again when the world feels like its falling apart.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      His overbite wasn’t because of sucking his own thumb.

  • @[email protected]
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    36•2 years ago

    Pedant: Queen is not referred to as “The Queen”

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Good thing they’re not referring to Queen

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Um. They are?

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          Read the first sentence again. The OP is referring to the actual queen, not the band. The joke is that the person replying misread.

          • @[email protected]
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            8•2 years ago

            “misread”

            • @[email protected]
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              5•2 years ago

              Damn do I have to spell out everything on Lemmy? I had hoped to leave that behind on Reddit but apparently pre-empting any possible snark by writing a whole ass essay is required here as well.

              Yes, the person misreading might have done that for comedic effect.

              • @[email protected]
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                7•2 years ago

                Damn… Do I have to spell out everything because everyone on the internet now is children on phones?

                I was agreeing with you, doofus.

                Goddamn enough with the idiocy.

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•2 years ago

                  And I’m supposed to be able to infer that from a one word reply? Make a fucking effort to be understood then.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            Jesus I got the joke.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Even when they’re on the 5 or the 401?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Only after she lost her teeth

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    Somehow I thought of the Borg queen …

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    Nothing compared to throat goat Nancy Reagan

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