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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Motivational

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • Hovenko
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    16•2 years ago

    Don’t forget to mention that you were born 50 years too late on wrong part of the globe to wrong parents. Game was rigged from the start.

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    43•2 years ago

    No way! At 40, I’m the perfect age to make TWO Microsofts! Or one Megahard!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      6•2 years ago

      I can make Orange. All we do is take other people’s ideas, make them look a little nicer and charge 1000% more.

      • Herbal Gamer
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        2•2 years ago

        like the telephone company?

      • @nolight@lemm.ee
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        2•2 years ago

        I’ve never seen capitalism explained better than this.

    • Sippy Cup
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      9•2 years ago

      Or conquer all of Asia and kill enough people, and cause enough children to be a significant part of the gene pool for thousands of years

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        Oppan Ghenghis style!

  • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    2•2 years ago

    My internal monologue: “I’m not giving up, I can do this all day!”

    “Yeah, I know! I know…”

  • PugJesus
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    11•2 years ago

    Joke’s on you, I gave up long ago!

  • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    49•2 years ago

    But maaa, I want my own e-corp producing proprietary garbage 😭

    • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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      21•2 years ago

      Eat your veggies Timmy… yes, they’re digitally signed by MS, don’t worry.

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    20•2 years ago

    Too lazy to give up, fuck it

  • @Quik@infosec.pub
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    7•2 years ago

    Jokes on you, have years left until then.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      5•2 years ago

      If you start a business in your garage, I want in.

      • Montagge
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        13•2 years ago

        Gotta also be born into wealth so you can borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars from your family

        • @The_v@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          You have to be born into wealth and not fuck it up.

          2 sets of my great grandparents were quite wealthy. Unfortunately my grandparents and parents pissed it all away on stupid schemes.

        • @Quik@infosec.pub
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          2 years ago

          Unfortunately it doesn’t look too promising on that front and it seems I’m kinda late to the startup/low interest loans and investment party.

          • Montagge
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            3•2 years ago

            Well maybe you’ll think about that before you’re born next time!

      • @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 years ago

        If you start a business in your garage, I want in.

        I’m hanging potatoes from garages, want to join?

        • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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          3•2 years ago

          Sounds like a burgeoning business to me!

        • Flying SquidM
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          3•2 years ago

          Oh-ho! Sounds like Squid’s Potato-Hanger Warehouse has some competition!

  • @TeaHands@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Never!

  • @MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    Nah I’m too tired to give up

  • Hyperreality
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    12•2 years ago

    If you never try, you never have to give up.

  • @veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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    32•2 years ago

    Sadly, the age of garage tech startups is over, big tech made sure of that. They now just buy tech start ups with no intention of leveraging their innovations, but rather to maintain the status quo. Late stage capitalism…

    • @phx@lemmy.world
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      25•2 years ago

      Garage tech startups where the garage belongs to your already upper-income-class parents

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      16•2 years ago

      I know it’s not a business, but the whole fediverse gives “garage startup” vibes, and it’s refreshing.

    • @Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      no such thing as big tech. Just tech companies

  • @azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works
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    3•2 years ago

    That’s correct, thanks

  • Flying SquidM
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    14•2 years ago

    Silly. I gave up way before I was in my 20s.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    3•2 years ago

    Not for me.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    10•2 years ago

    I believe these are known as demotivational posters.

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