Don’t forget to mention that you were born 50 years too late on wrong part of the globe to wrong parents. Game was rigged from the start.
No way! At 40, I’m the perfect age to make TWO Microsofts! Or one Megahard!
I can make Orange. All we do is take other people’s ideas, make them look a little nicer and charge 1000% more.
like the telephone company?
I’ve never seen capitalism explained better than this.
Or conquer all of Asia and kill enough people, and cause enough children to be a significant part of the gene pool for thousands of years
Oppan Ghenghis style!
My internal monologue: “I’m not giving up, I can do this all day!”
“Yeah, I know! I know…”
Joke’s on you, I gave up long ago!
But maaa, I want my own e-corp producing proprietary garbage 😭
Eat your veggies Timmy… yes, they’re digitally signed by MS, don’t worry.
Too lazy to give up, fuck it
Jokes on you, have years left until then.
If you start a business in your garage, I want in.
Gotta also be born into wealth so you can borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars from your family
You have to be born into wealth and not fuck it up.
2 sets of my great grandparents were quite wealthy. Unfortunately my grandparents and parents pissed it all away on stupid schemes.
Unfortunately it doesn’t look too promising on that front and it seems I’m kinda late to the startup/low interest loans and investment party.
Well maybe you’ll think about that before you’re born next time!
If you start a business in your garage, I want in.
I’m hanging potatoes from garages, want to join?
Sounds like a burgeoning business to me!
Oh-ho! Sounds like Squid’s Potato-Hanger Warehouse has some competition!
Never!
Nah I’m too tired to give up
If you never try, you never have to give up.
Sadly, the age of garage tech startups is over, big tech made sure of that. They now just buy tech start ups with no intention of leveraging their innovations, but rather to maintain the status quo. Late stage capitalism…
Garage tech startups where the garage belongs to your already upper-income-class parents
I know it’s not a business, but the whole fediverse gives “garage startup” vibes, and it’s refreshing.
no such thing as big tech. Just tech companies
That’s correct, thanks
Silly. I gave up way before I was in my 20s.
Not for me.
I believe these are known as demotivational posters.