haha i will always call you a cunt, you cunt
God could come down from the Heavens and say that to my face and I’d still flip him off. Fuck Trump.
Oh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.
Because that’s what holy wars are for unfortunately
“Bow before the Lord, or get smote!”
“I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?”
“I acted as a vessel for God.”
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Republicans today are wild.
Republicans have been wild for a long time, these days they’re rabid
That’s what the canonical Bible actually says; so why does it not apply to Biden?
Put not your trust in princes or sons of men, in whom there is no salvation. His breath departs, he returns to the earth. On that very day his plans perish.
If there was a god, i am sure that he wouldbe with a cheater, grifter, liar, misogynistic, adulterer, idiot like the mango mussolini
I mean the Christian god is a yuge egotistical asshole so would be right up his alley.
He is way more of an asshole in the old testament
I’m particularly fond of Cheeto Benito (as in the moniker, not the individual)
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“The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.” - H. L. Mencken
The “pastor” commanding everyone to worship the golden calf is worried about “demonic forces.” Look in the mirror.
Sooo…. We’re considering AI drivel laced op-ed pieces as news now? My how far we’ve fallen.
If god was real he would have smote every last republican by now.
I think if Satan was real he’d do the same. Those people are coming for his throne.
Christcucks commit more blasphemy than actual pagans.
If they really thought Hillary was the devil, they’d worship her.
I guess Baphomet for president it is.
We all know he is going to win, right?
Wearying. I think I’ll sneak off to Mexico or something.
