Should be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.
Arkansas and yourkansas
Close enough.
I think you forgot that Wyoming isn’t real
It’s just a fancy name for “Dakota[citation needed]”.
Checkmate
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.
This map made me think that I’d love to teach US history and just drop this map on a bunch of 16yos.
“You must label all the states, I won’t answer any questions.”
And just wait for the first WTFs
What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?
You missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.
That’s the other part of Michigan, unless the Upper Peninsula decided to become Upper Dakota while I wasn’t looking.
Yooperville/land.
With all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.
This is fantastic
It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.
Are there any ‘West _____’ states? I know there are north and south
Country roads take me home to the place I belong
spoiler
West Virginia
Which, funny enough, actually refers to >!the western region of the state of Virginia, not the state of West Virginia!<
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Huh, I always thought it was just called “Virginia”. TIL there are two Virginias Regards A Swede
Serious answer: we started at the eastern seaboard and expanded west. “East Statename” implies eastern expansion.
That’s because the expansion of the US across the continent was westward.
I know. It just seemed funny that the other three directions are represented.
If/when Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state, it should take the name East Puerto Rico, just to be fair.
I did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.
Looks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭
This is cursed.
As someone from Europe it looks fine to me.
I genuinely didn’t get the joke until I read the hover text and even then I just assumed he put extra lines in to troll the Americans.
I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.
The malignant Dak-ancer has spread to your Cancerlina. The illness stems from exposure to fascist gerrymandering. It’s a fatal prognosis.
I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.
ok but where’s MASHINGTON
West of Wontanna
