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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 year ago

    Did it all for the mussy.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Monstussy

  • @[email protected]
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    35•1 year ago

    Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It’s incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it’s just raging down there.

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don’t embarrass myself in front of the demons

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        Sure, that’s why. ;o

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          Well, that and to make sure they don’t suck my dick while I’m not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though

    • The Giant Korean
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      13•1 year ago

      Are you sure we aren’t getting erections while we’re asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    “If it bothers you, wanna help get it down?”

  • @[email protected]
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    22•1 year ago

    There’s no why at night. It erects on its own whims.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      It erects so you can keep on erecting, otherwise it stops working properly and eventually shrinks down; sleep is basically maintenance mode for a lot of things, erections are a subroutine of that.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Scaroused

    • littleblue✨
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      3•1 year ago

      Fear boner.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Tumblr user.

  • lurch (he/him)
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    12•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      14•1 year ago

      ¿Por que no los tres?

    • El Barto
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      3•1 year ago

      Yes

    • Dr. Coomer
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      1•1 year ago

      It’s furry.

      • littleblue✨
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        1•1 year ago

        So are goth moths.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    Because you’re speaking cum at me

  • LZamperini
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    8•1 year ago

    Tbh there’s rarely a dream I’m not self-aware in anymore so I try and lucid dream the demon into something else. It doesn’t work so this comic is on point.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • IndiBrony
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    10•1 year ago

    Night time boners are common, as are fear boners.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      And wind boners.

      Why do you think they call it a stiff breeze?

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