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Jingle bells, Donald smells, Rudy went bankrupt
Oh, what fun it is to jail the traitors and corrupts
You’d think talking about Trump’s smell would just be fluff news good for a couple of funny headlines. But then again, maybe the kind of folks who are on the fence about whether to vote for him might be the kind of folks who would be swayed by news that he stinks. If he stinks, that means he’s not the alpha male he’s somehow managed to convince the right he is.
Much as I wish “he tried to overthrow the U.S. government” would sway people.
The crowd voting for him thinks the fascism is agreeable, the rapes are peak alpha behaviour, the Epstein relations are edgy and fun, the wanting to fuck his daughter is relatable, and the treason a product of necessity and honestly peak patriotism.
Body odour? Harder to do mental gymnastics with that one.
hopefully that scent will soon be blended with the musky he-man odor of bubba and big john from cell block c.
This is the political equivalent of Cheese Touch. lol
Jesus Christ. What the fuck is news nowadays? His smell? Really?
Why would anyone want a smelly president? Embarrassing!
Even more embarrassing is that anyone would want him for a president at all… smelly, or no.
Ugh, seems like I can smell the pig even here. And I live in Europe. Or was that a whiff of BoJo’s musk that drifted by my nose?
They could license the Infectious Grooves song You Lie and Your Breath Stank.
This sounds like an insult you’d hear little kids use. It’s ridiculous that we’re talking about a presidential candidate this way. It’s seriously pissing him off, though, so keep it up, folks!
Strangely, I think this might be the line of attack that actually makes his cultists see through the curtain.
His followers aren’t deceived. They know he’s a liar and petty, hateful person. This won’t open anyone’s eyes.
I’d say the opposite. If your main play is “the guy smells”, then that’s as good as a win for anything else he’s done.
Smart insults don’t get to him. Saying he smells like shit will really bother him. It’s great.
That’s the smell of Putin’s semen on his breath.
If there was ever a time it was more embarrassing to be an American…. I’d love to hear it.
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