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My name is Biff Wellington
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
They forgot one.
BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)
Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
Well i chose correctly then. Yay.
pop tarts aren’t vegetarian
Ain’t food either
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
Gelatin isn’t a problem for a Vegetarian diet, it falls along the same lines as eggs, cheese and yogurt. Most Cristian consume animal byproducts and refrain from eating meat specifically, and then impose further based on their own values. Poptarts would in fact be okay in a vegetarian diet.
I’ve been vegetarian and vegan before and I assure you that gelatin isn’t vegetarian
That’s a choice you can make you do not speak for all
Sure but I certainly have learned about what the word means lmao
You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.
Fig roll as well tbh
Damn, you’re good.
That sounds like the real vegetarian option
Looks American. It’s also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.
This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.
Instead we get these abortions.
instead we get these abortions.
We Americans can’t even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.
Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.
Eyooo
Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.
Gordon Ramsey’s favorite family
That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.
OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
They are all Cannoli to me
It’s cannonoli
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, thrown away just for the sake of making rage bait by including a pastry in the Wellington family
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.
They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
What do non-Americans think it is?
Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.
You’d probably win an award at a cookout for your unusual take on pigs-in-a-blanket and they’d go right back to breading bits of hotdog.
So are you telling me this is the one thing Americans _haven’t _ added bacon to?
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
