Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
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The creature or something, I dunno.
Christmas guy 🪱
It’s knife guy
Or maybe the meat worm
Meat worm guy 🪱
No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
Gotcha covered
I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
Santa is coming to town :3
I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
In case Santa is bulimic?
Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
oh, i thought it was a the office reference
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Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
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Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
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