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Aasimar backstories be like:
I don’t get it
The tshirt says “monster fucker” so the person is saying “I’d fuck that” to which the biblically accurate angel is saying “ew” in reply to.
“Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick’s caught in your wheels upon wheels!”
When the humussy meets the angussy
I wanna know what they can do with those wings.
Would.
BONK
Would?
I probably wouldn’t but u do u i guess.
“would fuck” but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything
True, we hate.
Be scared and horny, gotcha.
I generally am.
Scaroused
I was thinking scorny, yours is better
You need to watch Futurama’s “Amazon Women In The Mood.”
(To be fair, I think it’s referencing Futurama)