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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Just a single one, please!

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Just a single one, please!

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  • pruwyben
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    1•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    18•1 year ago

    Could somebody explain this?

    • robotica
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      50•1 year ago

      Plan B is a pill that you take after somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy. Since plan A is to use protection, plan B is used when, for some reason, you could not have used protection.

      • @[email protected]
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        29•1 year ago

        somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

        Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me…

        • Ignotum
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          14•1 year ago

          Well, i don’t want to get pregnant soo…

          Gotta do what i gotta do

        • @[email protected]
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          18•1 year ago

          Condoms break 🤷‍♂️

          • @[email protected]
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            14•1 year ago

            I’m aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

            • robotica
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              5•1 year ago

              I also had to do a double take after I wrote it, because it didn’t make sense to me either 😆

            • @[email protected]
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              4•1 year ago

              Fight fire with fire, my man.

              • @[email protected]
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                2•1 year ago

                Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

                The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

      • Sasha [They/Them]
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        50•1 year ago

        Or your protection broke, it happens…

        • Random_Character_A
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          12•1 year ago

          I got the impression he wants to try one.

          • @[email protected]
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            9•1 year ago

            He does. Which raises… Questions…

            • @[email protected]
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              15•1 year ago

              Some people just love popping pills

              The more non-descript the better

      • @[email protected]
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        13•1 year ago

        Is it just a brand name for the morning-after pill (i.e. emergency contraception)?

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          I think it is just called that, not sure if its a brand name.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          Americans and they’re brand names in pharmaceuticals is strange to me

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    9•1 year ago

    If you fuck her ass, why does she need Plan B?

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Cause Plan A was in the front, duh

  • @[email protected]
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    70•1 year ago

    Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

    • @[email protected]
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      36•1 year ago

      Pics or didn’t happen

      • pruwyben
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        0•1 year ago

        deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        14•1 year ago

        🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      New diy orchi procedure just dropped??

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      So it changes your sex?

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the information, but it passes my totally uniformed bullshit detector. https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happens-if-a-guy-takes-plan-b has an article on just that. In summary, nothing fun or pleasant. Keep away from Ambien, as they may look physically similar.

    • Vincent Adultman
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      5•1 year ago

      Yeah. I searched a little because hcg, the pregnancy hormone, actually increases male testosterone and is used by bodybuilders to prevent negative side effects of roids. Levonorgestrel was studied to be used in male contraceptive along with intramuscular testosterone. The most accepted hormone to a male pill now is Nestorone. Pretty interesting looking at papers from 1996 and more recent ones, from the last ten years, speaking about gel as a contraceptive method. And on a personal note, I wouldn’t take the male pill lmao.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Hey, back up a minute. You say your BS detector totally wears a uniform? 🤔

  • @[email protected]
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    50•1 year ago

    If the description of her is accurate she doesn’t need them though.

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