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I recommend the canapés.
Can-nap-yays
Pre-sleep
Nappetizer
Nice. I ❤️ those.
Asnooze bouche
Edit: greenthorn wins
This one’s gonna do numbers with the eepy crowd.
Every night:
7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit
9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed
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no doubt, @selontheweb
i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees
Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.
Weird
Thank you, but also wtf?!
https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link)
It’s actually pretty interesting.
That’s why Americans are so fat. Two dishes in and still at the start of the meal.
I get full on the appetizer and fuck everything up.
This destroys the spine.
Are we still taking about sleep? Either way, relatable
A snooze bouche
An amuse chill
Just avoid the snores d’oeuvres
